[mikefive]

"My favorite saying: i like my coffee just like my women, hot, black and strong. Of course my caucasian wife slaps me every time."

My two favorites were:

I like my coffee like I like my women, cold and bitter.

And, I like my coffee like I like my women, ground up, stuffed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey. :-)

[MayflowerMadam]

“ground up, stuffed in a burlap sack, and thrown over the back of a donkey. :-)”

That’s a new one. Very funny!