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Hipster parents admit they regret their babies’ ‘cool’ names
The New York Post ^ | 06/13/18 | Rachelle Bergstein

Posted on 06/15/2018 5:05:19 AM PDT by Simon Green

Naomi Tomky was still laid out on the operating table after an emergency C-section when the earliest pangs of regret kicked in.

“The baby was being lifted over my head,” the 34-year-old freelance writer remembers, “and the anesthesiologist was like, ‘what’s her name?’ I started explaining and was like, oh God, what have I done?”

Tomky’s now 8-month-old daughter is Tove (pronounced TOH-vah), a Swedish moniker that’s typically said like TOO-vah, but in this case, the expectant parents from Seattle changed the pronunciation for a twist.

“My husband has Swedish heritage and then Tova, or Tovah, is a common Hebrew name, which I liked because I’m Jewish,” says the mother of two, laughing. “When I was pregnant, we loved the idea of combining them. Now we know we doomed her to a life of spelling it for other people.”

Would-be adventurous parents, take note: The name that calls out like a siren’s song from the page of a baby book might turn strident upon repetition. Baby name shame is real, and with unusual appellations such as Kairo and Zayd (for boys) and Oaklynn and Paisleigh (for girls) on the rise — per the Social Security Administration’s most recent fastest-growing baby names report, released in May — it’s likely to become an increasingly common phenomenon.

“People are working a lot harder to come up with a name that is really distinctive and has a lot of personal meaning,” says Pamela Redmond Satran, co-founder and CEO of baby naming site Nameberry.com.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: babies; baby; babynames; hipsters; millennials; name; names; naming; trends
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To: Two Kids' Dad

I worked with a black woman named Margarine. Pronounced Marj-a-REEN.


101 posted on 06/15/2018 7:34:37 AM PDT by Nea Wood
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To: subterfuge; JenB; TalonDJ

Two of my favorite people whom I’ve never met are named Evelyn and Helen.


102 posted on 06/15/2018 8:32:40 AM PDT by ExGeeEye (For dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.)
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To: ExGeeEye

Knew a girl in college named April May January. Good thing she had a sense of humor.


103 posted on 06/15/2018 8:52:02 AM PDT by Fellow Traveler
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To: melsec

Padraic and Sheamus are tough to pronounce-——yet common Irish names.

The bastardization of the name “Sean” appalls me -—Shawn, Shon,Shaun etc.

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104 posted on 06/15/2018 9:00:13 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Mears
The bastardization of the name “Sean” appalls me

Great corned beef and cabbage!

105 posted on 06/15/2018 9:14:12 AM PDT by Fightin Whitey
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To: Nea Wood

In my get-high skool, there were twin black girls named Johnny and Michael, and I once worked with a guy named Shirley.


106 posted on 06/15/2018 9:16:04 AM PDT by Fresh Wind (Hillary: Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect 2 trillion dollars.)
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To: Fightin Whitey

“Great corned beef and cabbage! “

One of my favorite meals———I’d forgive anything for one of those dinners.

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107 posted on 06/15/2018 9:17:30 AM PDT by Mears
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To: cyclotic
My oh so hip and progressive cousin and her equally metro husband named one of their kids after a beach in Australia.

Bondi. I forget the other kid’s name. It’s equally dumb.

Burleigh Heads?

108 posted on 06/15/2018 9:21:34 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Come Hell or High Water - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQNUp9rgjNs&feature=youtu.be)
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To: Simon Green

Good lord


109 posted on 06/15/2018 9:25:56 AM PDT by wardaddy (Hanged not hung.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

I have seen a black girl named Lavoris


110 posted on 06/15/2018 9:27:33 AM PDT by wardaddy (Hanged not hung.)
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To: Simon Green
How about trashy names like "Jaxsynn"?

Yeah, congratulations on the birth of a future stripper.

111 posted on 06/15/2018 9:38:49 AM PDT by SIDENET (Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
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To: wardaddy
I have seen a black girl named Lavoris

I'm waiting for an "Ebola".

112 posted on 06/15/2018 9:39:35 AM PDT by SIDENET (Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
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To: Diana in Wisconsin

My grandpa was Shadrack (diff spelling). He actually came from a line of Shadrachs/ks. And there was a Meshach and Abednego, too, somewhere in his ancestry.


113 posted on 06/15/2018 9:44:09 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: SIDENET

“I’m waiting for an “Ebola”. “

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If you ever do find one she will probably be having an affair with Obama’s Ebola Czar,wherever he is hiding. :-)

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114 posted on 06/15/2018 9:45:37 AM PDT by Mears
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To: Seaplaner
I have a friend who has refered to himself as Buck for over forty years. Everyone else calls him Buck. His real given name is: Lawrence.
116 posted on 06/15/2018 9:59:55 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: ExGeeEye
My late beautiful Mom's name was Evelyn.
117 posted on 06/15/2018 10:01:54 AM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: Simon Green

I’ll be long gone, but happily won’t have to witness all the tatted chicks parade their art on hot summer days - as grannys


118 posted on 06/15/2018 10:04:17 AM PDT by Sgt_Schultze (When your business model depends on slave labor, you're always going to need more slaves.)
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To: Simon Green

Vyvyan ...

(pronounced like Vivian)

119 posted on 06/15/2018 10:08:37 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Come Hell or High Water - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQNUp9rgjNs&feature=youtu.be)
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To: BlueLancer

LOL.


120 posted on 06/15/2018 10:33:26 AM PDT by SIDENET (Where have you gone, Augusto Pinochet? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you.)
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