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I Was Kicked Off The Harry Potter Ride For Being Too Fat For The Seats
Huffington Post ^
| May 9, 2018
| Jana Schmieding
Posted on 05/11/2018 6:22:09 AM PDT by C19fan
I refuse to take on the additional guilt of not having gotten into Harry Potter until I was 35. But Ill admit that despite the annoying J.K. Rowling vs. Native People scandal (that I doubt you heard anything about, but I followed because Im Native), I got deeply sucked in last year. It was the depression and disgust surrounding Donald Trumps election that sent me into a YA fantasy endurance run where I went so far as to purchase an armchair for my round-the-clock bedroom reading. By Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, I was logging onto Pottermore to determine my Hogwarts house (Ravenclaw) and my Patronus (a scops owl), comparing the novels to the movies, and then sobbing when Dumbledore ... well ... no spoilers.
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TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: fat; janaschmieding; trigglepuff; trigglypuff
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Playing my Planck length violin.
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:22:09 AM PDT
by
C19fan
To: C19fan
Well, ARE YOU (too fat for the seats)??
There is a safety concern, dumbell...
(not you c19)
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:24:21 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
To: C19fan
Sounds like this person needs the Ninth Circus to overturn the laws of physics.
To: C19fan
Victimhood services is in room 421E. Get in line behind the gays, trans-genders, muslims and illegal immigrants, fatty.
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:26:18 AM PDT
by
PGR88
To: C19fan
"I refuse to take on the additional guilt of not having gotten into Harry Potter until I was 35. But Ill admit that despite the annoying J.K. Rowling vs. Native People scandal (that I doubt you heard anything about, but I followed because Im Native), I got deeply sucked in last year. It was the depression and disgust surrounding Donald Trumps election that sent me into a YA fantasy endurance run where I went so far as to purchase an armchair for my round-the-clock bedroom reading. "Now that's just not living a full and rewarding life
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:26:49 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
To: C19fan
Fat is not covered in discrimination law. Go suck on a lollipop!
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:26:50 AM PDT
by
Defenestrator
(Lord, please forgive me...)
To: Mr. K
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:27:34 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says)
To: C19fan
You richly deserve every ignominy, every slight, and to be belittled. Daily.
To: C19fan
I was kicked off the Hogwarts ride because I didnt fit. Did this person actually expect to be allowed to ride an amusement park attraction into which she could not fit?
The insanity never ends with these people (leftists).
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:27:40 AM PDT
by
WayneS
To: Puppage
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:29:14 AM PDT
by
Mr. K
(No consequence of repealing Obamacare is worse than Obamacare itself.)
To: C19fan
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:31:14 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Urban "food deserts," are caused by "climate change" in urban customers' attitudes (H/T niteowl77))
To: Buckeye McFrog
Thanks you. Post of the day!
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:31:52 AM PDT
by
robroys woman
(So you're not confused, I'm using my wife's account.)
To: Puppage
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:33:08 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
To: C19fan
If you are too fat to fit into a seat at a Disney ride then maybe it’s time to go on a diet.
To: Puppage
I don’ think taking ONE bite out of her will reduce her size enough. I suggest a piranha bath for weight reduction. . . (evil grin)
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:36:31 AM PDT
by
Salgak
(You're in Strange Hands with Tom Stranger. . . .)
To: C19fan
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:36:45 AM PDT
by
deport
To: C19fan
“Id been investigating size-based discrimination for several months, ...”
It’s not discrimination ... it’s safety. Do you WANT to fall out of that ride as it tips forward in one of those darkened rooms where you don’t know up from down or how far down it might be?
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:37:14 AM PDT
by
al_c
(LIBERAL - Laughable Iconsiderate Blaming Entitled Ranting Anti-christian Loudmouth)
To: WayneS
No, she actually expects them to rebuild the entire ride to fit her dimensions on the spot!
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:38:26 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Urban "food deserts," are caused by "climate change" in urban customers' attitudes (H/T niteowl77))
To: C19fan
To: C19fan
Her posterior would pulverize Potter's perch.
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posted on
05/11/2018 6:39:01 AM PDT
by
Songcraft
("Pray without ceasing." 1 Thessalonians 5:17)
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