I Was Kicked Off The Harry Potter Ride For Being Too Fat For The Seats

Huffington Post ^ | May 9, 2018 | Jana Schmieding

[C19fan]

I refuse to take on the additional guilt of not having gotten into Harry Potter until I was 35. But I’ll admit that despite the annoying J.K. Rowling vs. Native People scandal (that I doubt you heard anything about, but I followed because I’m Native), I got deeply sucked in last year. It was the depression and disgust surrounding Donald Trump’s election that sent me into a YA fantasy endurance run where I went so far as to purchase an armchair for my round-the-clock bedroom reading. By Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, I was logging onto Pottermore to determine my Hogwarts house (Ravenclaw) and my Patronus (a scops owl), comparing the novels to the movies, and then sobbing when Dumbledore ... well ... no spoilers.

[C19fan]

Playing my Planck length violin.

[Mr. K]

Well, ARE YOU (too fat for the seats)??

There is a safety concern, dumbell...

(not you c19)

[Buckeye McFrog]

Sounds like this person needs the Ninth Circus to overturn the laws of physics.

[PGR88]

Victimhood services is in room 421E. Get in line behind the gays, trans-genders, muslims and illegal immigrants, fatty.

[Mr. K]

"I refuse to take on the additional guilt of not having gotten into Harry Potter until I was 35. But I’ll admit that despite the annoying J.K. Rowling vs. Native People scandal (that I doubt you heard anything about, but I followed because I’m Native), I got deeply sucked in last year. It was the depression and disgust surrounding Donald Trump’s election that sent me into a YA fantasy endurance run where I went so far as to purchase an armchair for my round-the-clock bedroom reading. "

Now that's just not living a full and rewarding life

[Defenestrator]

Fat is not covered in discrimination law. Go suck on a lollipop!

[Puppage]

[Attention Surplus Disorder]

You richly deserve every ignominy, every slight, and to be belittled. Daily.

[WayneS]

I was kicked off the Hogwarts ride because I didn’t fit.

Did this person actually expect to be allowed to ride an amusement park attraction into which she could not fit?

The insanity never ends with these people (leftists).

[Mr. K]

good answer!

[null and void]

Hagrid? Izzat you?

[robroys woman]

Thanks you. Post of the day!

[Fido969]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

[plain talk]

If you are too fat to fit into a seat at a Disney ride then maybe it’s time to go on a diet.

[Salgak]

I don’ think taking ONE bite out of her will reduce her size enough. I suggest a piranha bath for weight reduction. . . (evil grin)

[deport]

[al_c]

“I’d been investigating size-based discrimination for several months, ...”

It’s not discrimination ... it’s safety. Do you WANT to fall out of that ride as it tips forward in one of those darkened rooms where you don’t know up from down or how far down it might be?

[null and void]

No, she actually expects them to rebuild the entire ride to fit her dimensions on the spot!

[tired&retired]

Here is a video of this “Plus Size” shopping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XQWJmXUR28

[Songcraft]

Her posterior would pulverize Potter's perch.