1 posted on
04/01/2018 7:07:43 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
Somehow I knew the Tide pod thing would not be the end of this.
2 posted on
04/01/2018 7:10:27 AM PDT by
bk1000
(I stand with Trump)
To: BenLurkin
How about a condom full of laundry detergent?
3 posted on
04/01/2018 7:10:38 AM PDT by
left that other site
(For America to have CONFIDENCE in our future, we must have PRIDE in our HISTORY... DJT)
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To: BenLurkin
Next will be the butt plug challenge.
To: BenLurkin
6 posted on
04/01/2018 7:12:22 AM PDT by
dforest
(Never let a Muslim cut your hair.)
To: BenLurkin
accidentally inhaled a condom during oral sex
Obviously it was over sized for what it was intended. I don't think there's a guy in the world that ever asked a pharmacist for a pack of condoms, size small.
7 posted on
04/01/2018 7:12:56 AM PDT by
Hot Tabasco
(My cat is not fat, she is just big boned........)
To: BenLurkin
Leave them alone and let natural selection run its course...
8 posted on
04/01/2018 7:13:38 AM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
To: BenLurkin
And we are supposed to listen to teens and let them dictate the nations gun policy???
10 posted on
04/01/2018 7:16:16 AM PDT by
Angels27
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Sounds self-correcting to me.
11 posted on
04/01/2018 7:20:14 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: BenLurkin
Two comments:
1) Why? Because goldfish-swallowing is so old-fashioned.
2) Neti — Hindu nasal cleaning — enters the modern age with a synthetic substitute for old-fashioned cotton string or linen cloth strips.
To: BenLurkin
Do you do it while zoned out on coke and fentanyl.
To: BenLurkin
Is this how they recruit future democrat leadership?
14 posted on
04/01/2018 7:25:34 AM PDT by
Leep
(Make The Swamp Small Again!)
To: BenLurkin
The nose is the opening to the airwaves ...So that's how the radio signal from my dental fillings get out to my mothership. I never knew!
15 posted on
04/01/2018 7:27:38 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(I have the easiest life in the history of the world.)
The nose is the opening to the airwavesIs it now?
16 posted on
04/01/2018 7:28:41 AM PDT by
Rio
(I was deplorable when deplorable wasn't cool.)
To: BenLurkin
From a linked article:
"It's all about progress; this is better than eating tide pods," said one man.
This HAS TO BE an April Fools joke.... please tell me this is not really happening.
17 posted on
04/01/2018 7:28:55 AM PDT by
Enchante
(FusionGPS "dirty dossier" scandal links Hillary, FBI, CIA, Dept of Justice... "Deep State" is real)
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From comments at the article...
“It takes a village and the village is failing.”
More like the village is run by the village idiot.
32 posted on
04/01/2018 7:38:00 AM PDT by
oldvirginian
("The people built this country. And it is the people who are making America great again.” D TRUMP)
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34 posted on
04/01/2018 7:38:43 AM PDT by
ETL
(Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR home page)
To: BenLurkin
In one case, a 27 [year-old woman] accidentally inhaled a condom during oral sex.
Whats her name and number?.
35 posted on
04/01/2018 7:39:44 AM PDT by
Vaduz
(women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
To: BenLurkin
Regarding that last paragraph, would she not have noticed that the condom had disappeared? Instead it took the doctors months to figure it out?
I’m using voice to text to eliminate this problem of multiple postings.
To: BenLurkin
I swear, teens are suicidal, homicidal and genocidal little maniacs.
And every time one of them does something stupid, they point the finger of blame at someone else.
38 posted on
04/01/2018 7:42:20 AM PDT by
LIConFem
(I will no longer accept the things I cannot change. it's time to change the things I cannot accept.)
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