Posted on 11/22/2017 12:15:24 PM PST by MtnClimber
If you cant argue politics with your relatives, then just trash their Thanksgiving dinner for spite, says a politics column in GQ magazine, titled Its Your Civic Duty to Ruin Thanksgiving by Bringing Up Trump. The writer gets straight to the point:
Its late-November 2017, and you know what that means: Every man youve ever seen on TV for any reason has just been unmasked as a woman-hating sewer ghoul. Also, its time to ruin your Trump-supporting familys Thanksgivingfor America!
Then column then offer suggests different ways for adult-children to customise their own Thanksgiving tantrums:
Dont show up. For some parents, your absence will speak louder than any sodden arguments over the density of pumpkin pie. If you cant even look them in the eye, theyll know you mean business. Besides, Friendsgiving rules.
Show up and be kind of an a**hole. No hugs; only stiff, formal handshakes. During the football game, talk about police brutality nonstop. Take any opportunity to emphasize just how much Bruce Springsteen and the entire E Street band loathes Trump. Come out as an aspiring professional DJ.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
“GQ” is supposedly an acronym for Gentlemen’s Quarterly. There is nothing gentlemanly about this behavior.
Or just trash GQ.
GQ = gays only
Luckily, nobody in my family reads that rag, so no problem.
Tomorrow the family is going to the gay sister in law and her life partners house for a Thanksgiving, where turkey will not be served. I am out back today smoking a salmon which will be a appetizer.
Between the wife, kid and everyone who will be there, I am the only conservative. My wife knows I will not start anything, but if someone else does, I will finish it. I might just take my meal to the couch, eat and watch the Cowpukes get slaughtered. That will be my only joy.
My heart goes out to you, friend.
I have a number of in-laws who are the most intolerant, left wing, hate filled people you can imagine.
Peace be with you.
I heard someone say it like this:
“I wouldn’t talk to a frog about mathematics, why would I talk to you about this?”
You can tell homosexuals are definitely in charge at GQ
They are among the most vindictive political people you will ever meet.
Follw up article: How To Convince Your Mom Not To Change The Lock On The Basement Door
Implicit in this GQ stupidity is an assumption that the leftists can do this with some kind of impunity. In many cases they’ll be told to shut the hell up. In other cases they’ll spark a torrent of fact-based invective that might make them sorry they’d opened their mouth. I’m purely sick of the hate mongers.
Its always so much fun to troll these losers.
> During the football game,
Dude, we don’t watch no commieball in MY house.
> talk about police brutality nonstop.
Go for a little after dinner drive & drop junior off in the middle of the hood. Tell junior we will look forward to hearing about any brutality he encounters during his adventures.
> Take any opportunity to emphasize just how much Bruce Springsteen and the entire E Street band loathes Trump.
My audio system is worth 50 times that of junior’s and goes to 12. Sorry junior, I CAN’T HEAR YOU !
> Come out as an aspiring professional DJ.
Dude, you’ve just got to listen to my two hour metal remix of “Donaldus Trumpius Magnus, President of the United States of America and Emperor of the Universe”.
Bring it junior - best Thanksgiving EVER !
Nothing Gentlemanly about GQ
My reply would be that most of those incidents occur in cities run by Democrats.
There is a great Commercial for Interstate Batteries where a Guys Mother writes him out of her Will because he didn’t come by to visit with her Grandkids due to a dead Battery.
https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AFxF/interstate-batteries-grandma
“My relatives threw my Thanksgiving meal in the trash. Gee, now I see the error of my ways in voting for Trump!” Said no one ever.
Thanks MtnClimber.
Correct. And GQ stands for Gender Questioning.
The only politics at our table will be thanking God for sending Donald Trump to the race for President.
I don’t dine with whiners.
LOLOL!!!
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