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1 posted on 06/22/2017 8:51:26 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Now I can FINALLY move on with my life.

Thank you science!!!!


2 posted on 06/22/2017 8:53:46 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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To: DUMBGRUNT

Probably discovered by a shell company...


3 posted on 06/22/2017 8:54:02 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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How much did this cost us?


4 posted on 06/22/2017 8:54:57 PM PDT by DennisR (Look around - God gives countless, indisputable clues that He does, indeed, exist.)
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Square eggs wouldn’t be good in a round frying pan.


5 posted on 06/22/2017 8:55:38 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (I'm tired of the Cult of Clinton. Wish she would just pass out the Koolaide)
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“believed the cock hatched from a pointed chicken egg and hens from the rounder.”

An Irish ‘lady’ once whispered this in my ear back in my Navy days.


7 posted on 06/22/2017 8:56:13 PM PDT by Hammerhead
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I’m just waiting for a farmer or Agricultural Scientist to produce a square egg. I’ve already seen square melons and tomatoes. The advantage there is these two vegs can be more efficiently packed and trucked away with less probable damage. I suppose a square egg is pretty much impossible, unless the soft beginning form is removed from the bird and placed in a little square shaped mold. Not very likely to occur. What would be the point other than novelty?


8 posted on 06/22/2017 8:58:25 PM PDT by lee martell
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I have never wondered ... it always just seemed to be the Right Correct Shape
Am I weird? I also don’t question the shape of Mountains or the amount of CO2 in the Air.


10 posted on 06/22/2017 9:02:42 PM PDT by TexasTransplant (I remember when 100% of scientists agreed there were only 2 genders.)
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But which came first?


12 posted on 06/22/2017 9:04:42 PM PDT by TBP (0bama lies, Granny dies.)
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So that they would make good omelettes?


13 posted on 06/22/2017 9:05:25 PM PDT by TBP (0bama lies, Granny dies.)
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Did they figure out which came first, the Results or the Government Grant?


14 posted on 06/22/2017 9:05:58 PM PDT by Kickass Conservative ( THEY LIVE, and we're the only ones wearing the Sunglasses.)
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All I really care about is whether round or oval shaped eggs taste better.


16 posted on 06/22/2017 9:08:29 PM PDT by Vic S
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To: DUMBGRUNT; Salamander

Turtle eggs are round.

Why are lizard and snake eggs elliptical?

Ping to Salamander.


17 posted on 06/22/2017 9:11:03 PM PDT by thecodont
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Natural selection took out the birds that produced cubes and rectangles.


24 posted on 06/22/2017 9:19:03 PM PDT by lurk
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Well you know what they say about monkeys and typewriters, so given trillions of years I’m sure a chicken and a vagina can produce Shakespeare.


28 posted on 06/22/2017 9:26:29 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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Part of their physical shape and appearance must be related to their emotional outlook on things (such as feelings of happiness or sadness).

      

30 posted on 06/22/2017 9:31:14 PM PDT by Songcraft
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It's so they fit these:

Why do I always have to be the smart guy who figures this stuff out?

34 posted on 06/22/2017 9:37:15 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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No matter what shape eggs happened to be, by definition they’d be egg shaped.


35 posted on 06/22/2017 9:38:47 PM PDT by GMMC0987
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I’d heard years ago the eggs are shaped as they are to keep the Chicken’s thangy from slamming shut after laying the egg.


37 posted on 06/22/2017 9:45:27 PM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists Call 'em what you will, they all have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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Was the cloaca round or square? That might have something to do with it! An egg is incredible strong due to its shape and can sustain incredible compression pressures and will fall out the cloaca very easily due to its shape. That is all you really need to know. Would you rather push out nice angular blocks that are structurally weak or a nice round ovoid that contains your heritage.

Sometimes the only thing that exceeds the stupidly of science is professors of science.

I am a scientist but not beloved by my former colleges. I never asked for grants nor subscribed to political correct science that in reality is nothing but science by the highest bidder. My beloved granddaddy called such as this lying bastar-ds.


43 posted on 06/22/2017 10:02:26 PM PDT by cpdiii ( Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. CONSTITUTUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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I still want to know why songbirds and other non-domesticated birds don’t lay an egg every day, like chickens do.


48 posted on 06/22/2017 10:23:33 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative
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