[Hammerhead]

Now I can FINALLY move on with my life.

Thank you science!!!!

[DUMBGRUNT]

YES!
Untold masses have been waiting for this research.

Now they can return to regularly scheduled TV programing.

[Trillian]

I was losing so much sleep over this.

[Tallguy]

“Aristotle, said Douglas G.D. Russell, curator of the egg and nest collections at London’s Natural History Museum, “believed the cock hatched from a pointed chicken egg and hens from the rounder.””

Do you think that the science-writers ever pause to truly think about the implications of “settled science” when they insert a passage from a great man-of-science who’s ideas have been invalidated by a recent discovery? Nah!