Posted on 05/25/2017 2:39:24 AM PDT by sodpoodle
Nineteen Newfoundlanders go to the cinema. The ticket lady asks "Why so many of you?" Buddy replies, "The film said 18 or over."
My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to our local pet shop and they were $70. Forget it, I thought, I can get one cheaper off the web.
I was at an A.T.M. yesterday. A little old lady asked if I could check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy.
My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 a m. Can you believe that! 2:30 a m Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.
The wife was counting all the nickels and dimes out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason. I thought to myself, "She's going through the change."
My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
An East Indian fellow has moved in next door. He has traveled the world, has swum with sharks, has wrestled bears and has climbed the highest mountain. It came as no surprise for me to learn his name was Bindair Dundat
Is that the same Boudreaux whose dog is named Fideaux?
Seems Boudreaux went hunting and came upon a loverly blonde staked out in the clearing and ain’t got a stitch on...
Fideaux went over and was sniffing around and see cooed:
“Yey big guy! Whatcha up to”
Big grin and Boudreaux says
“Damn...honey, are you game”
“Damn right I am”
So he shot her.
Heh, glad to hear it. A Marine in the family tree only enhances it...:)
I like that joke, too...
I’ll have to send that one to my daughter. She is in Ireland right now.
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