Posted on 05/20/2017 3:44:00 PM PDT by Lazamataz
I, your intrepid reporter, HAVE FINALLY UNCOVERED THE WHITE HOUSE LEAKER!
It took months of dogged investigative work, but, without further fanfare, here it is:
I have it on good second-hand authority that the friend of an uncle of a professor of a college where my aunt's child went heard it on the radio that the mother of a man who read it on the internet heard that some guy was talking about, on the subway, that he heard his barber met a prostitute who saw a police report about a poster about this girl who saw on TV that three guys in a bar were talking about a spokesman who mentioned in a press conference that he heard his father had mentioned that he heard some shortwave radio guy that saw clouds that lettered out that a podcaster had seen some magazine that said a postal employee delivered a letter that read that Kevin Bacon had overheard from a news anchor that four girls in an elementary school mentioned that their parents had heard on their CB radio that a trucker had saw some guy who said that he had a friend who knew a roomate of his the read about a blogger who posted that he had a girlfriend that overheard at a Phish concert a morse code message came in that that someone saw on the internet that a cat had a tattoo of a message that cave drawings revealed that a message from a race living in the Pelaides star cluster showed that a mime had shouted that the Pope issued a directive that signage on a bus read that Ronald McDonald revealed ants had formed into words on the ground that showed that the Alien guy on TV demonstrated that a bunch of people standing at Levine and Broad Street showed that Trump is a Russian Spy.
So there. Now you have it.
Sounds legit by today’s media standards.
Palm head slap!
We should have known, the Butler did it!
Why is this labeled satire? Have you not yet realized that you cannot write satire about current reality? No one can tell your satire from any average current “news” report. I give you an E for effort but an F on the result.
I agree - they are “bugging” the Trump WH.
Brennan (CIA) and clapper, under the guidance of Hillary and Obummer, financed by Soros and Jeff Bezos, have the newest, most sophisticated surveillance hardware.
And don’t forget all that Google stuff in Utah.
Rush is wrong. They CAN do it and they are doing it.
On your permanent record
Oh, yeah, well, don't get so distressed
Did I happen to mention that I'm impressed
Absolutely. The bad guys get a “two-fer” by bugging. First, they get the info — all of it. Also, they’re sewing strife among DJT and his group so all are suspicious of each other. That can’t end well.
Something must be done to eradicate the snakes and their evil efforts. There has to be some sophisticated surveillance happening. I’d be surprised if they’re not bugging the family quarters, including the master bedroom. It’s so disgusting.
Hmmm..... I always figured it would turn out to be Ozzy Osborn. After all he did take on the Alamo
Bwahahahaha
I believ you have it exactly correct
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Not, it was Colonel Mustard, in the Library, with the Enigma machine ...
In other words, a typical day on DU.
Thanks for clearing that up.
You're welcome. It is second-hand, unverified information, though.
Don’t take it so seriously.
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