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I was sexually harassed by Fox's Kimberley G.
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Posted on 04/23/2017 5:22:00 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas

I couldn't believe it! There I was innocently watching "The Five", and the camera did a close-up on KG. Right before she started to speak, she looked deeply into my eyes with that "Hey, Big Boy" look, and I just knew she was lusting after my (68+ year old couch potato) bod.

I don't ever remember having such a feeling of being cheapened 'like that' ever before. So I rewound the DVR and watched it again. Yep, I'm pretty sure that I was right. To confirm my suspicions, I rewound and watched it at least ten more times.. . . Same verdict.

Now I need to find a great slip and fall attorney who will handle my lawsuit. I'm seeking $500 in unmarked pennies to be personally delivered and counted out by Ms G.

Now, what time is "Outnumbered" on again???


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: foxnews; harassment; kimberlyguilfoyle; oscarinbatangas; ttiuwp; vanity
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To: al baby
I watch her all the time while eating cheetos the next time i take a shower and disrobe lil al baby looks like a campaigning donald trump

Get the tux ready and clear off a space on the mantle over the fireplace to make room for another FReepy award.

This will be what, at least your 5th or 6th?

61 posted on 04/23/2017 6:59:38 PM PDT by hole_n_one
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To: Oscar in Batangas

At my age, that’s where most of this all happens, anyway.

I can relate to that.


62 posted on 04/23/2017 7:00:38 PM PDT by McGruff (The terrorists have elected to receive.)
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To: Oscar in Batangas

“some Puerto Rican girl that’s just dyin’ to meet you”

-Rolling Stones, “miss you”


63 posted on 04/23/2017 7:02:14 PM PDT by Finalapproach29er (luke 6:38)
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To: VastRWCon
That’s female public masterbation I have seen female coworkers do that one confessed that’s what they do.

Absolutely right.

She knows what she's doing.
We know what she's doing.
She knows that we know
and...

That is why she's doing it.

Nothing but blatant news "porn".

64 posted on 04/23/2017 7:04:27 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: outofsalt
The only flirtations I get are from Shep. Sux to be me...

Or said another way...

The only flirtations I get are from
Shep. Sux
to be me...

65 posted on 04/23/2017 7:06:30 PM PDT by mountn man (The Pleasure You Get From Life, Is Equal To The Attitude You Put Into It)
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To: dandiegirl
Where are these hooker cocktail parties so I can avoid them? 😇
66 posted on 04/23/2017 7:08:49 PM PDT by Rastus
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To: Oscar in Batangas
Well, there was that one night...

67 posted on 04/23/2017 7:10:24 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything)
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To: Oscar in Batangas

She was talking to me...as usual, eat your heart out!!


68 posted on 04/23/2017 7:11:17 PM PDT by terycarl (COMMON SENSE PREVAILS OVERALL!!!!)
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To: Paladin2

She has eyes? Never noticed before


69 posted on 04/23/2017 7:20:43 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: Oscar in Batangas

I too knew she was looking, deeply, into your eyes.


70 posted on 04/23/2017 7:24:47 PM PDT by tillacum (I'm still a Deplorable.)
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To: JudyinCanada

She wears the neastest shoes.


71 posted on 04/23/2017 7:26:52 PM PDT by tillacum (I'm still a Deplorable.)
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To: Keyhopper

Then, one time at band camp.........


72 posted on 04/23/2017 7:27:33 PM PDT by Keyhopper (Indians had bad immigration laws)
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To: tillacum
It's true that Kimberley's heels are so high that she strikes oil every time she walks...however, she does real good in the cleavage department, also...so give credit where credit is due.

Leni

73 posted on 04/23/2017 7:31:12 PM PDT by MinuteGal (GO TRUMP !!!.....GO PENCE !!!.....GO USA !!!)
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To: Oscar in Batangas

Well, Oscar in Batangas, if that’s really your name, I mean, you could ACTUALLY be Oscar OF Batangas or something, I happen to know that she has been mentally undressing me for some time. I feel so dirty....so shamed.....so freaking happy!!!


74 posted on 04/23/2017 7:38:59 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: tillacum

neastest???????

U a teacher?

https://www.teacherspayteachers.com/Product/Telling-Time-To-the-Neastest-5-minutes-Scoot-491140


75 posted on 04/23/2017 7:39:10 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools. Go Trump!)
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To: MinuteGal

Drill baby drill


76 posted on 04/23/2017 7:44:23 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Its a Joke friends)
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To: EQAndyBuzz
I still haven’t recovered from Laurie Dhue. There used to be a FReeper called 'Do the Dhue'. I remember Laurie doing a segment where she flew with the Blue Angels, and she did her water survival training in a string bikini.
77 posted on 04/23/2017 7:46:14 PM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Oscar in Batangas

Better to be wanted by the police than not wanted at all

78 posted on 04/23/2017 7:52:51 PM PDT by Stepan12 (go)
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To: Oscar in Batangas

She’s got legs, she knows how to use them


79 posted on 04/23/2017 8:53:36 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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To: mountn man

She knows how to drive Bob Beckel mad.


80 posted on 04/23/2017 8:55:48 PM PDT by BBell (calm down and eat your sandwiches)
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