Posted on 04/23/2017 5:22:00 PM PDT by Oscar in Batangas
I couldn't believe it! There I was innocently watching "The Five", and the camera did a close-up on KG. Right before she started to speak, she looked deeply into my eyes with that "Hey, Big Boy" look, and I just knew she was lusting after my (68+ year old couch potato) bod.
I don't ever remember having such a feeling of being cheapened 'like that' ever before. So I rewound the DVR and watched it again. Yep, I'm pretty sure that I was right. To confirm my suspicions, I rewound and watched it at least ten more times.. . . Same verdict.
Now I need to find a great slip and fall attorney who will handle my lawsuit. I'm seeking $500 in unmarked pennies to be personally delivered and counted out by Ms G.
Now, what time is "Outnumbered" on again???
She wasn’t looking at you, it was me she was looking at. 8>P
I say, if you got it, flaunt it!
LMAO, Hell I would settle for a signed picture from her.Personally delivered of course.She runs in her own lane for sure.
Reminds me of a Minnie Pearl story. She called the cops and complained that her neighbor was standing in the window naked. A cop came over and looked out her window and said “Ma’am, I don’t see a naked man.”
Minnie said “Well, get up on that dresser and take a look.”
WOW! Now thats going back a day or two.
Thats heart. Good for you.
Thank you. She was a dear lady and she loved Laurence Welk and his program. “He is such a fine gentleman” she would always say.
I think he actually got LEERED. He might check with a lawyer, might be some extra money, and FAME on the social news channels.
She has eyes?
I would watch that show with my grandparents way back when.I loved it.
Lolol - yes, THAT’S what I mean. Between the bouncing leg and the flotation devices, I can’t take the woman seriously.
She was ahead of her time! Now it’s called “NSA”.
That’s female public masterbation I have seen female coworkers do that one confessed that’s what they do.
—In your dreams —
At my age, that’s where most of this all happens, anyway.
Good Lord. Why?
The only flirtations I get are from Shep.
Sux to be me...
-—The only flirtations I get are from Shep.-—
And thus endeth the thread.
” I hope Kimberly quits dressing like shes on the way to a hooker cocktail party.”
Good Lord. Why?
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Post of the Day!
I'm a guy.
I find Kimberley very attractive...physically.
I've been around the block a time or three.
Been around a number of very attractive women.
Something I've learned,
When a woman is that good looking and KNOWS it
And FLAUNTS it
That is someone to avoid.
Now maybe she is a very nice person,
but anyone who is that good at playing games,
(and she is playing games)
Is someone to be cautious of.
Nobody is THAT GOOD at playing games, without a lot of "practice".
Though I appreciate an attractive woman news person,
I don't like my intelligence insulted/assaulted, by blatant patronization.
Its Fox's schtick.
But KG takes it to the nth degree.
That gets very old, VERY fast for me.
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