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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD - CONT'D***

Posted on 04/14/2017 6:14:12 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

I couldn't resist....so many memes this week

“The needs of United employees outweigh the needs of the many.” #UnitedMovieLines

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United introduces nose bleed seats. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"We've perfected Chinese takeout" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You took my father's seat. Prepare to be re-accommodated." #UnitedMovieLines

Our service will knock you out #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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United 25:17 ...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my re-accommodation upon thee!" #UnitedMovieLines

This could have been much worse. Imagine if he was wearing leggings. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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"It removes itself from the plane or else it gets the hose again." #UnitedMovieLines

May the odds be ever in your favor #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

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Every time a customer's bell is rung a United agent get's his wings #UnitedMovieLines

And that goes for your little carry-on, too! #UnitedMovieLines

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Just imagine how we treat your luggage #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"What have here us a failure to re-accommodate!" #UnitedMovieLines

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"Drag And Drop" #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

"You are now free to limp about the cabin." #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos

 

And for those discouraged by UA, you could try another airline...

To bad he didn't have a Pepsi on him. #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos


For the win! #CardsAgainstHumanity #pepsi


And, how many have been taken in by this?


And, to sum up this week in one pic



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: memes; ofst; pepsi; silliness; unitedairlines
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To: Lucky9teen

HAPPY FRIDAY!


181 posted on 05/05/2017 6:55:26 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: Lucky9teen

HAPPY FRIDAY!


182 posted on 05/05/2017 6:55:26 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: Lucky9teen

HAPPY FRIDAY!


183 posted on 05/05/2017 6:55:26 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: Lucky9teen

184 posted on 05/05/2017 6:57:01 AM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (<---Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year)
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To: Lucky9teen
I'm glad they brought back kitty! It was scary when they took him.


185 posted on 05/05/2017 7:05:14 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

186 posted on 05/05/2017 7:12:12 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: RightGeek

187 posted on 05/05/2017 7:14:27 AM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Lucky9teen

188 posted on 05/05/2017 7:19:12 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Lucky9teen
And here is today's challenge. Google your real first name in Google Images with "meme" after it, and post the 5th one that comes up.

 

Hey! I resent resemble this remark...

 

Image result for ted meme

189 posted on 05/05/2017 7:24:27 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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190 posted on 05/05/2017 8:18:02 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: JRios1968
After yesterdays crap sandwich, here is a bunny with some flowers on its head


191 posted on 05/05/2017 8:40:54 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: RightGeek

WTF?


192 posted on 05/05/2017 8:44:05 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (People forget.....America is a Constitutional Republic, NOT a Democracy.)
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To: Lucky9teen
What the MSMLSD didn't tell you and distorted the story about the United incident with an out of control passenger:

1) The guy voluntarily gave up his seat.

2) He accepted a voucher for another trip.

3) He was booked on a later flight

4) He was already off the plane and in the boarding area.

5) He suddenly changed his mind and went charging down the jetway.

6) Staff chased after him and told him he had to leave.

7) It was ORD security that roughly removed an unauthorized disruptive passenger, not United.

I do not work for United.

193 posted on 05/05/2017 8:51:13 AM PDT by SkyDancer (You know they invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thank you, Lucky!


194 posted on 05/05/2017 9:31:34 AM PDT by Silentgypsy (Mind your atomic bonds.)
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To: Lucky9teen
The OFST! Thanks Lucky!


195 posted on 05/05/2017 9:43:17 AM PDT by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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197 posted on 05/05/2017 9:57:29 AM PDT by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
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To: PROCON

OMG ... LOL


198 posted on 05/05/2017 9:58:54 AM PDT by hawkaw
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To: Lucky9teen
>>And here is today's challenge. Google your real first name in Google Images with "meme" after it, and post the 5th one that comes up.

Yikes... apparently my name brings up a plethora of vulgar memes that I wouldn't post even if FR were all Sailors and Marines. :)

But I will offer this, which is not the least bit silly:

Flon's Law: There is not now, nor will there ever be, any programming
language in which it is the least bit difficult to write bad code.

199 posted on 05/05/2017 10:00:08 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: Lucky9teen

200 posted on 05/05/2017 10:26:19 AM PDT by Trillian
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