[stylin19a]

America’s Got Talent contestant.

[bar sin·is·ter]

Wanna ride with me?

[lee martell]

Smile pretty for your close up, show us your bony Meth jaws.

[LouisianaJoanof Arc]

A new kind of multi-tasking.

[AppyPappy]

There is nothing worse than crazy. $10 says she is in complete denial about it right now.
“I never did that. People make up stuff about me all the time”.

[max americana]

I’ve seen this episode before on Jerry Springer..

[T-Bone Texan]

Texas has the nicest people, but on the other end of the bell curve of behavior we also have the trashiest of trash in all of Trashland.

“You may all go to hell; I’ll be going to Texas and smoking meth” - Daniel Boone, or something

[WKUHilltopper]

Trans-blood worm, chipmunk?

[pa_dweller]

That one on the left....she had crazy eyes.

[redhead]

“Yew ain’t a-takin’ my baby, yew wort-hawgs!!” (Apologies to “Raising Arizona.”)

[AppyPappy]

Here’s my crazy story
Friend marries crazy. They have two kids. She refuses to let his parents see the kids. If she knows they are coming into town, she runs off to her parents with the kids. It becomes an obsession with her.

Eventually, they separate, joint custody. The first time he gets custody, she finds out the kids are going to his parents. She throws a tantrum, takes off out of the parking lot with the kids, screams down the road, cop chases her for speeding, she manages to get to her parents house with a line of cops behind her for failing to stop, endangerment, etc. She gets arrested. Dad gets the kids. Her parents throw a tantrum when they see the dad with the kids and they get arrested.

She finds out the kids are going to stay at his parents and throws a grand mal meltdown.... in the jail. Ends up shackled in the Chair of Shame. Eventually, she gets committed. Her parents sue for custody and the judge spends 15 seconds giving them a tour of the Land of Nope.

[defconw]

I just knew she had to be white! Don’t ask!

[vladimir998]

She’s a multitasker.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Atta girl.

[donozark]

“All my ex’s live in Texas...”

[N. Theknow]

Sounds like a Hell of a fight over control of the TV remote.

[Newtoidaho]

It’s like she was competing in the criminal Olympics. Biting, stabbing, fighting.

[trisham]

Crazy eyes. Holy cow.

[sargon]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and speculate that this woman was partaking in both alcohol and other hard drugs, obviously used in some kind of highly effective medicinal combination...