"There’s a movie about her first date with Barack."
Posted on 02/09/2017 1:30:19 PM PST by drewh
Just when you thought you’d escaped the world’s most overexposed and sycophantically fawned-over woman, here she comes again. All will love her sculpted arms, and despair.
Yes, Michelle Obama, former fat-shamer in chief, she of the wasted vegetables and inedible school lunches, just won’t leave kids alone. She’s going to be on Masterchef, Jr. hosted by culinary psychopath Gordon Ramsay and joined by the likes of Martha Stewart.
You gotta feel for the kids. If Masterchef Jr. is anything like other kid cooking competition shows, they’re already disturbingly maladjusted. Ramsey screams at people for a living, Martha Stewart ran a commercial empire like Vlad Putin runs a country, and Michelle O. has made food disapproval chic.
But the real victims here are the American people. After eight years of being told ad nauseam how much we should love Michelle “For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of my country” Obama, we’ve earned a rest.
Sure, it may be downright mean of us, but this is the woman who determined the federal government needs to be involved in grammar school menu-planning. She made a rap album to nag fat kids. There’s a movie about her first date with Barack. And when’s the last time you checked out at the supermarket without her watching you from the magazine rack? (“You sure you want to buy that frozen pizza, Porky?”) She has been, as the kids say, way up in our grill for far too long.
But, just like Michelle, our betters in the media know what’s good for us. We’re going to get a steady diet of sighing, swooning stories and smug, perky appearances until we another Democrat FLOTUS comes along for all to worship.
He lost me at “culinary psychopath.”
Masterchef Jr is absolutely amazing. My kids had trouble making cereal and milk when they were that age.
I’ve always been a fan of Ramsey and no doubt this is a simple ratings ploy which may or may not succeed. I have a feeling Michelle, like most of her generation of annoying feministas, knows nothing about cooking or the culinary arts and shouldn’t be a judge. Ramsey is an expert and Martha is a baking genius.
I will go to Chop House Burger in her honor:
That’s funny — I thought it was a very appropriate description of Ramsey.
Poor Gordon.
If there is a good side to this, I can see that it will diminish Michelle’s future as a fledgling politician; a role that I think many wanted her to pursue.
We don’t need no thought control...
“And when’s the last time you checked out at the supermarket without her watching you from the magazine rack?”
I can say that I have never thought that Michelle Obama was watching me at the supermarket, but I do understand that some people believe that they are being watched or followed by some sort of government agent, a spy, a drone or a GPS microchip that was secretly implanted in their brain.
What about the children? Gordon can take care of himself. The children are being judged by a wookie who hates America and a convicted felon.
What a good point! I don’t watch Master Chef (don’t even know the channel it’s on) but might tune in to catch her charmless presence.
...meanwhile, her hubby is running around like a pup that just discovered air humping....
Gordon when Good Thang Marty (prison name) and Squatch lurch in : “Oh FFS! What have I done to deserve this?”
"There’s a movie about her first date with Barack."
“How can you have any pudding when you don’t eat your meat!”
Eight years of this hulking lumbering woman were enough. We really don’t need more of her graceless homeliness in our faces.
That said, it’s hard to blame her for pursing interests outside the home. She’s married to a gay man, and the political purpose for that arrangement is no longer important.
That’s when I started laughing.
We don’t need no education
We don’t need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classroom
Moocher, leave them kids alone
Hey! Moocher! Leave them kids alone
I only want to hear about this grifter when he comes out.
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