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How Human Beings Evolved From This Disgusting Creature
New York Post ^ | February 4, 2017 | Susannah Cahalan

Posted on 02/04/2017 10:47:41 PM PST by nickcarraway

Meet the Saccorhytus, your oldest ancestor and your newest nightmare.

This week a team of paleontologists described a new link in the chain of human evolution — and it isn’t pretty. With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth, almost like primitive gills), the Saccorhytus looks like it crawled off the set of “Alien,” but researchers say the millimeter-long organism is a key early branch off our tree of life.

Look into the gaping maw of our oldest ancestors Look into the gaping maw of our oldest ancestors A 540-million-year-old fossil of the Saccorhytus was discovered in sedimentary rock in central China,

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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. With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth

I see the resemblance.

21 posted on 02/05/2017 12:32:12 AM PST by Impy (Toni Preckwinkle for Ambassador to the Sun)
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To: nickcarraway

The evolutionary imagination in a fit of ecstatic stupidity.


22 posted on 02/05/2017 12:42:02 AM PST by spirited irish
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To: SirLurkedalot

that probability is beyond the realm of it being possible- beyond a certain point, and it’s no longer possible- and that is just for one ‘evolution’ into a single cell- one positive mutation to occur in higher species- etc- considering that we are made of many billions of complex cells, and considering hte4 fact that as you pointed out it would take that astronomical probability to create a simple protein correctly, lie absolutely does point to an intelligent designer- not to mention that it’s biologically, mathematically, thermodynamically, chemically impossible for life to have evolved- It takes a tremendous amount of faith- blind faith- to believe life could have arisen from a soup of chemicals-


23 posted on 02/05/2017 12:44:21 AM PST by Bob434
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To: BenLurkin

Haha I was going to post “hey it’s not that disgusting.”.

I take that back.

Good post.


24 posted on 02/05/2017 12:45:20 AM PST by cba123 ( Toi la nguoi My. Toi bay gio o Viet Nam.)
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To: nickcarraway


25 posted on 02/05/2017 1:00:26 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: IWontSubmit
Yikes!


Justices Elena Kagan, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, and Sonia Sotomayor with San Fran Nan
March 2015

Apparently, it had something to do with National Women's Month.

26 posted on 02/05/2017 1:10:49 AM PST by cynwoody
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To: cynwoody

Nice to see a photo of Ginsburg awake...


27 posted on 02/05/2017 1:15:34 AM PST by null and void (Trump's critics have evolved from expecting Trump to be Hitler to preferring it.)
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To: null and void
According to the Slimes, Ruthie performs a vigorous daily workout.

We shouldn't be too harsh on her. Justice Scalia held her in high regard as a person, although he disagreed bigly with her jurisprudence.

28 posted on 02/05/2017 1:23:17 AM PST by cynwoody
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To: BenLurkin

You didn’t really go there did you?


29 posted on 02/05/2017 2:12:30 AM PST by Bullish (May as well just rename Hollywood---> Hypocrite city)
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To: nickcarraway
I've reached the conclusion that they evolved from slime.

We however were created.

Explains a lot.

30 posted on 02/05/2017 2:13:31 AM PST by rawcatslyentist
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To: nickcarraway
With its “bag-like body,” “prominent mouth” and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth, almost like primitive gills)...

That certainly helps to explain Michael Moore...

31 posted on 02/05/2017 2:51:23 AM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: nickcarraway

Nonsense.


32 posted on 02/05/2017 3:15:51 AM PST by FES0844 (G)
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To: nickcarraway

I’m laying bets this is fiction and another leftist creation to support their “evolution” theory and kick God to the curb. No anus? Rightttt....


33 posted on 02/05/2017 4:14:56 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: IWontSubmit

That is just TOO much ugly in one picture to stomach. Please make it stop....


34 posted on 02/05/2017 4:17:27 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: IWontSubmit; BenLurkin

You people are evil, contributing to the suffering of innocents like that.


35 posted on 02/05/2017 4:46:39 AM PST by Hardastarboard (Freedom Trumps Fascism)
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To: faithhopecharity

Fake evolution?


36 posted on 02/05/2017 4:55:14 AM PST by FiddlePig (Who needs Truth & facts when you have narrative?)
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To: Impy; fieldmarshaldj; NFHale; Clintonfatigued; stephenjohnbanker; KC_Lion

When I read:

“...and no anus (it likely excreted waste from openings by its mouth...”

I thought of this “thing”:

http://www.afterplasticsurgery.com/ashley-judd-plastic-surgery/


37 posted on 02/05/2017 5:36:27 AM PST by GOPsterinMA (I'm with Steve McQueen: I live my life for myself and answer to nobody.)
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To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free

My problem with evolution is that the most impossible odds had to no only be beaten but be CONTINUALLY beaten every day for millions of years. “billion years”isn’t very long if million to one or better odds have to come in to accomplish any progress.


38 posted on 02/05/2017 5:54:54 AM PST by TalBlack (Evil doesn't have a day job....)
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To: faithhopecharity

Apparently one CAN just make $#!][ up.


39 posted on 02/05/2017 5:55:12 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: BenLurkin

Wouldn’t it be nice just to forget she ever was...


40 posted on 02/05/2017 5:55:47 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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