New Tostitos chips bag detects alcohol

fox2detroit.com ^ | Updated:Jan 28 2017 02:21PM EST

[BenLurkin]

The company is pairing up with Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) to create a "Party Safe" bag, which includes an alcohol sensor on the outside of its packaging.

The bag's alcohol sensor is green if no alcohol is detected, and red if there is, and it revels a code for an Uber ride, along with the message "Don't Drink and Drive."

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By the way, the limited edition bags of chips are available at retailers nationwide. The Uber ride is good for Super Bowl Sunday, February 5, but will be limited to the first 25,000 users.

[Vince Ferrer]

Can it detect wife beaters on Super Bowl Sunday? Or do men still beat their wives now that the NFL has given in to progressives?

[ETL]

It could, in an emergency, also be used as a barf bag.

[freedumb2003]

If they do this for Cheetos and marijuana they will go out of business.

As it stands, guys (the primary customer) don’t like to be nagged, especially by snack food.

After the initial sure to be viral “ways to tell your Doritos bag to STFU” sales will dry up out of annoyance and MANY alternatives.

[ctdonath2]

“If you have to breathe into a bag of chips to see of you’re drunk, OMG please don’t drive.”

[Rembrandt]

I can’t wait for the brownies box that detects marijuana!

[nickedknack]

How about a pork rinds bag that detects Muzzies? Reveals a number to call for immediate deportation, 1-800-NO-VISAS.

[doorgunner69]

How about marijuana? Or are the leftist MADD cows not concerned about that?

[jcon40]

So Tostitos thinks Uber drivers want high potential pukers in their back seat?

I think NOT

[BenLurkin]

[MtnClimber]

It could, in an emergency, also be used as a barf bag.

I suggest that the half empty bags that get used for barf bags could be sold as SUPER TOSTITOS WITH SALSA.

[BenLurkin]

Just don't eat the last piece of chicken, or else the wife will go boom on
hubby...

[JohnBrowdie]

fail. stoned people eat tostidos. drunk people go to breakfast.

[Tammy8]

Pretty sure the thugs that are now in the NFL must include wife beaters. The difference may be that they are liberal thugs so it is not being reported.

[Rebelbase]

Bad drunk>Doritos>free Uber Ride=Lots of puked up Uber cars.

[Rebelbase]

#15, GMTA!

[lee martell]

I don’t even smoke or use Marijuana, but I would not want to buy any Tattle-Tale-Tostitos!

[Last Dakotan]

In college, Milwaukee was a cheap and plentiful beer town.

Some fool had the idea of placing a breathalyzer at one of the school waterholes. Right away it became a competition to get it to go the highest.

[DBrow]

What tech is in these bags? I gotta get one!

[UCANSEE2]

If they really wanted to solve the problem, they would make a bag of chips that can drive your car.