1 posted on
01/28/2017 7:28:36 PM PST by
BenLurkin
To: BenLurkin
Can it detect wife beaters on Super Bowl Sunday? Or do men still beat their wives now that the NFL has given in to progressives?
To: BenLurkin
It could, in an emergency, also be used as a barf bag.
3 posted on
01/28/2017 7:33:41 PM PST by
ETL
(On the road to America's recovery!)
To: BenLurkin
If they do this for Cheetos and marijuana they will go out of business.
As it stands, guys (the primary customer) don’t like to be nagged, especially by snack food.
After the initial sure to be viral “ways to tell your Doritos bag to STFU” sales will dry up out of annoyance and MANY alternatives.
4 posted on
01/28/2017 7:33:42 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(obozo: not just the worst president in American history - worst *American* in American history (turf)
To: BenLurkin
“If you have to breathe into a bag of chips to see of you’re drunk, OMG please don’t drive.”
5 posted on
01/28/2017 7:33:53 PM PST by
ctdonath2
(Understand the Left: "The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the Revolution.")
To: BenLurkin
I can’t wait for the brownies box that detects marijuana!
6 posted on
01/28/2017 7:36:45 PM PST by
Rembrandt
(Part of the 51% who pay Federal taxes)
To: BenLurkin
How about a pork rinds bag that detects Muzzies? Reveals a number to call for immediate deportation, 1-800-NO-VISAS.
To: BenLurkin
How about marijuana? Or are the leftist MADD cows not concerned about that?
To: BenLurkin
So Tostitos thinks Uber drivers want high potential pukers in their back seat?
I think NOT
9 posted on
01/28/2017 7:45:03 PM PST by
jcon40
(The other post before yours really nails it for me. I have been a DOS / PC guy forever and always e)
To: BenLurkin
fail. stoned people eat tostidos. drunk people go to breakfast.
To: BenLurkin
Bad drunk>Doritos>free Uber Ride=Lots of puked up Uber cars.
15 posted on
01/28/2017 8:15:43 PM PST by
Rebelbase
(ABC/NBC/CBS/MSNBC/PBS/CNN/FOX are THE LEGACY MEDIA)
To: BenLurkin
I don’t even smoke or use Marijuana, but I would not want to buy any Tattle-Tale-Tostitos!
To: BenLurkin
In college, Milwaukee was a cheap and plentiful beer town.
Some fool had the idea of placing a breathalyzer at one of the school waterholes. Right away it became a competition to get it to go the highest.
To: BenLurkin
What tech is in these bags? I gotta get one!
19 posted on
01/28/2017 9:04:17 PM PST by
DBrow
To: BenLurkin
If they really wanted to solve the problem, they would make a bag of chips that can drive your car.
20 posted on
01/28/2017 9:06:18 PM PST by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: BenLurkin
The bag detects alcohol, but does it show if the level is over the safe limit?
21 posted on
01/28/2017 9:20:20 PM PST by
jonrick46
(The Left has a mental illness: A totalitarian psyche.)
To: BenLurkin
If anyone feels the need to blow into a bag of chips to determine if they are too intoxicated to drive PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE.
22 posted on
01/28/2017 10:07:54 PM PST by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
To: BenLurkin
Is that to remind someone they forgot to take a drink for a while and may be overdue? Or maybe to identify the potential party-poopers.....
23 posted on
01/29/2017 4:11:10 AM PST by
trebb
(Where in the the hell has my country gone?)
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