Posted on 01/22/2017 3:16:27 AM PST by Lazamataz
Someone said I leaned a little to the right. They were wrong.
I'm so far to the right, I consider Ronald Reagan a far-leftist, and Barry Goldwater, a moderate.
I'm so far to the right, I believe in mandatory pistol vending-machines in pre-schools and airports.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I make marital infidelity illegal, I'd ban sex inside a marriage, too.
I'm so far to the right, not only would I deport illegal aliens, I would deport anyone (and their descendents) who immigrated to America in the last 525 years.
I'm so far to the right, I feel that not only perverted gays and nasty transsexuals should be put to death, but even those filthy heterosexuals.
I'm so far to the right, that not only should we close our national borders, we should close our state and county ones too.
I'm so far to the right, that not only do I believe in home-schooling, I think women should uterus-school.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish the right to abortion, I'd ban menstruation as well.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I ban taxes, I'd force the government to send money to us.
I'm so far to the right, that not only would I abolish welfare, I'd make all citizens give the government money.
I'm pretty far to the right.
But anyone who thinks I'm a little far to the right is a bleeding heart mamby pamby snowflake flaming liberal.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE
Dats me!
Dats me!
Sincerely,
G. Khan
I’m so far to the right that I fell off the pier.
5.56mm
Conservatives have to be careful that the don’t stray off into Libertarian lunacy. Suicidal Free Trade, open borders and weak military being three examples.
LOL, got to be the post and pic of the day.
The last post before meltdown?
I Rather Have Jesus; Will you accept Him today? Look (Show More) at Bottom ;
1/20/2017, 7:52:20 AM · by Revski · 2 replies
Revski’s Youtube Ministry ^ | 1/20/2017 | Revski
Have faith and live life; Eternal-Forever.
Done!
You can’t get any further to the right than me. When I was born the doctor told my Mom that my ubber rightness was a birth defect.
Thank you Laz for the nobama countdown.
Ah I am not believing sex is on the table. That’s a nice buffet.
Laz hasn’t changed much, eh?
You can’t get any further to the right than me. When I was born the doctor told my Mom that my ubber rightness was a birth defect.
Thank you Laz for the nobama countdown.
Yep, so far right its leftist...
I am so far right I say you’re free to do what is lawful, moral and responsible, up to the point those actions interfere with those same liberties as they pertain to me....
As for the countdown list, how about a count-up list? That is, each time the Trump administration does something remarkable we add it to the list:
Day - Accomplishment
1 - *issed off liberals
2 - Caused liberal meltdowns
7 - Submitted border wall proposal to Congress
12 - Submitted complete obamacare repeal to Congress
Something like that???
Great list
He’s baaaack!
I’m late to the party, as usual, but here goes my two cents.
EO’s: every one that reduces the Obama fingerprint on our lives should be a separate event.
Every bill signed into law that returns to us our REPUBLIC, because the CONgress ain’t gonna do it without plenty of prodding from the White House. (Ain’t it nice to be able to capitalise White House again!!)
Every single person in or working for government either elected or appointed who is convicted of crimes against the Republic. From as high as Obie, down to Pickles and Bill and their graft machine called the Clinton Foundation and its many tentacles. The Holder/Lynch/Lerner gov’t thugs are good examples.
Every RINO that loses a primary because we know it is the work of the Trumpnami that will be sweeping them out.
Every cabinet appointee that is approved and takes office, because we know the left and RINO wing doesn’t want these wildly successful people anywhere near them.
This includes writers and talking heads and BEGINS WITH GEORGE WILL.
Every instance of companies building/rebuilding American factories instead of offshoring jobs.
Think Ford and Carrier in continuous waves.
Every EO or law signed that reins in a branch of gov’t (EPA, Intel domestic spying, etc).
Every defunding of leftist programs like NPR and PBS.
BUILD THE WALL!!!
Every EO or law signed that forces the foreign invaders out of the country or makes illegal entry look like the Bataan death march.
Every EO or law that makes it harder for muslims to enter the US. Come get some Extreme Vetting you mohammedan swine!
Every investigation of muslim organizations or masques that results in said organization or masque being shut down or being listed as terror organizations.
Every employer who is charged and jailed/fined for employing illegal invaders.
Every gov’t employee, official or entity who aids foreign invasion. Goodbye sanctuary cities!!
Every person/organization who aids, abets or in any way encourages illegals or any other person not eligible, to vote.
This is just a partial list because every little thing President Trump does to restore the Republic is going to be noteworthy.
Hell, he tweets and big business sits up and starts panting. Pretty soon big business is going to start acting like Pavlovs dogs!
I'm so far right, the left is back being on my left.
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