[DUMBGRUNT]

Your tax dollars at work!

[rstrahan]

So, NASA screws around with ‘climate change’ by messing with the temperatures, then screws around with Astrological signs. Screw NASA!

[Cats Pajamas]

Nassholes

[Gaffer]

Well. They HAD to do this to make room for the new MUSLIM astrological sign up in the heavens! We’ll be hearing soon before Hussein leaves office about the new “Allah Constellation.”

[SkyDancer]

Sure glad they waited until I got my job offer.

[Pearls Before Swine]

What’s your sign? Now?

Haha.

[Boardwalk]

I always wanted to be an Aquarius and now I am ! Lol...I knew it!!

[sparklite2]

I’ve gone from Virgo to Leo.
Does that mean I have to take that lion down?

[CrazyIvan]

Astrology was a big thing when I was in college (yeah, I’m that generation) some flower child bimbo was always asking my “sign” and I’d tell them I didn’t know and didnt believe in that hokum. They’d ask what my birthday was and I’d pick something at random. “Oh your a ________. I just KNEW you were the second I saw you!”

[kosciusko51]

Whatever portion of NASA is delving into astrology should have their funding removed, and the individuals that did this should be fired.

What next, are they going to try to turn lead into gold using alchemy?

[justlurking]

This is not news, and NASA didn't make the change.

Here's an article from 2007 about it:

Astrology: Why Your Zodiac Sign and Horoscope Are Wrong

The change is largely due to changes in the Earth's orbit due to precession since ancient astrologers assigned the zodiac signs.

[knittnmom]

I was born a crab, now I’m a Gemini. And now my spouse is an Aries instead of a Pisces.

[bk1000]

This is unacceptable. No way will I be a Gemini. Never. I’d vote democrat first.

[going hot]

The scorpion has only six days?

OK.

When it is there for most of the month in the night sky, but only 6 days when the earth swings around to the other side of the sun?

[qam1]

NASA didn’t change the signs,

You and Yahoo fell for an internet hoax

http://www.slate.com/blogs/bad_astronomy/2016/09/26/no_nasa_didn_t_change_your_astrological_sign.html

P.S. Mars won’t be as big as the full moon next August, that email is also not true

[Huskrrrr]

I’m a pissed off, gun-toting male who is now a Taurus. OK, I can live with that.

[mware]

WTH is Ophiuchus ????

[Lisbon1940]

I’m like Ike and the Chairman of the Board.

[Fresh Wind]

I am now an Ophiuchus, the serpent bearer.

Ophiuchus is the only zodiac sign that depicts a real man. Many people are envious of the Ophiuchan as he/she progresses well throughout life. An Ophiuchus is a seeker of wisdom and knowledge. They have a flamboyant dressing sense, favoring bright colors and wearing of pleaded dresses.Personality traits of Ophiuchus are between Scorpio and Sagittarius. Ophiuchus persons are extremely curious, open to change, passionate and very jealous too. Also other Ophiuchus personality traits include explosive temper, good humor, secretive, egotistical, thirst for knowledge and sexually magnetic.

[MUDDOG]

That’s a big change. They shifted it by about three weeks.

[IYAS9YAS]

Ophiuchus

Really? Oh f**k us? Obama's constellation?