Posted on 09/27/2016 7:03:30 AM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
We don’t want to be dramatic, but NASA just ruined our lives. For the first time in 3,000 years, they’ve decided to update the astrological signs. This means that the majority of us are about to experience a total identity crisis. Apparently, these changes are due to the fact that the constellations are not in the same position in the sky that they once were, and the star signs are about a month off now, as a result. To further confuse things, there is now a new, 13th sign, called Ophiuchus, which those born between November 29 and December 17 are lucky enough to have to learn to pronounce. Here is NASA’s definitely-not-confusing explanation for this:
(Excerpt) Read more at yahoo.com ...
So, NASA screws around with ‘climate change’ by messing with the temperatures, then screws around with Astrological signs. Screw NASA!
Nassholes
Well. They HAD to do this to make room for the new MUSLIM astrological sign up in the heavens! We’ll be hearing soon before Hussein leaves office about the new “Allah Constellation.”
Sure glad they waited until I got my job offer.
What’s your sign? Now?
Haha.
I always wanted to be an Aquarius and now I am ! Lol...I knew it!!
Congratulations on your job offer!!
I’ve gone from Virgo to Leo.
Does that mean I have to take that lion down?
Astrology was a big thing when I was in college (yeah, I’m that generation) some flower child bimbo was always asking my “sign” and I’d tell them I didn’t know and didnt believe in that hokum. They’d ask what my birthday was and I’d pick something at random. “Oh your a ________. I just KNEW you were the second I saw you!”
Whatever portion of NASA is delving into astrology should have their funding removed, and the individuals that did this should be fired.
What next, are they going to try to turn lead into gold using alchemy?
Here's an article from 2007 about it:
Astrology: Why Your Zodiac Sign and Horoscope Are Wrong
The change is largely due to changes in the Earth's orbit due to precession since ancient astrologers assigned the zodiac signs.
I was born a crab, now I’m a Gemini. And now my spouse is an Aries instead of a Pisces.
This is unacceptable. No way will I be a Gemini. Never. I’d vote democrat first.
OK.
When it is there for most of the month in the night sky, but only 6 days when the earth swings around to the other side of the sun?
The Ram, and I’m not changing!
Also the OX in Chinese.
So what, if I’m a bit long on tooth for the image!
Mine and they cannot change it! NOT GOING TO ANY SAFE SPOT!!!
...although I have felt a bit beside myself lately....
NASA didn’t change the signs,
You and Yahoo fell for an internet hoax
P.S. Mars won’t be as big as the full moon next August, that email is also not true
I’m a pissed off, gun-toting male who is now a Taurus. OK, I can live with that.
WTH is Ophiuchus ????
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