Posted on 09/03/2016 2:11:29 PM PDT by VRW Conspirator
Instead of hearing your flight attendant simply go through safety measures before takeoff -- fasten your seatbelts, turn off your mobile devices -- now, some are really trying to get your attention... by telling jokes! Watch as this Southwest flight attendant's safety speech turns to comedy sketch.
I cant hear as fast as she talks.
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I had the same problem
I wish there was a transcript. It was obviously hilarious, judging from the passengers’ reactions, but hard to understand much of it.
OK, so there goes a half hour I’ll never get back...
I can’t believe I just sat here and watched a dozen of those...lol
On one flight - a return flight from Orlando to Baltimore, the male flight attendant gave a funny safety presentation that included jokes like:
Raise your hand if you are coming back from Disney World. Great! Now keep your hand raised if you had to take out a second or third mortgage for this vacation. Keep your hand raised if you still think it was worth it. And keep your hand raised if you now have a visceral hatred for all things Mickey Mouse. And finally, keep your hand raised if you think you may go postal if you ever again hear Its a Small World Afterall OK then. For those of you with your hand still raised - TSA has been notified. Dont expect to get home anytime soon or with your luggage in one piece after we land.
For those of you traveling with small children, we will be handing out peanuts and Prozac once we reach flight altitude. For those of you not traveling with small children we and your fellow passengers thank you!
If you are traveling with a child and the oxygen mask drops, put the mask on your child first. If you are travelinging with more than one child and the oxygen mask drops, you might want to decide now which kid you like better.
On a flight back from Nashville, on approach, the flight attendant while giving the landing instructions and who BTW had a really great voice, sung the Patsy Cline song Crazy but with lyrics that said, Youd be crazy. Crazy for not flying on South West.
This is good too:
Hilarious Southwest flight attendant Robert! flight 3358 Chicago-Manchester, St. Patty's weekend
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