Since Father's Day is this weekend, here's a tribute to Dads!
Posted on 06/17/2016 8:04:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Dads. They helped bring you into this world and are still trying to figure out how to navigate that world through technology — specifically smartphones.
Now they often use texts to send their corny humor and valiant attempts at communication instead of a phone call, and as they say, father knows best...
Lead the Way!
Gone are the stereotypes of the previous generation's manbaby. Today's modern manbaby can balance both responsibility and being a freakishly large child in an adult's body.
Keep Me Safe, Baby
"Ugh, my dad is so embarrassing. Every time he goes to the beach, he insists on wearing his adorable little England onesie."
She Definitely Takes After Dad
As a child, young Jessica wanted nothing more than to dance, play in the sun...and discuss growth strategies for her Roth IRA.
Nothing to Smile About
The toddler in his arms is still full of naive bliss. However, his father has seen the ways of the world, and let me tell you, it's not a pretty place out there.
Dad's New Hat
Fred was always told that hanging out in the park with a baby was a good way to pick up chicks. Oddly, though, no women approached. In fact, they all ran away screaming.
Could I Get Another Driver?
It's not that I don't feel safe with this guy behind the wheel of a motorcycle. It's just, uh, that I think I left my cell phone in the house. Yeah, that's it, I'd better go get it. You go ahead without me.
Sweet Dreams, Tiny Mustachioed Man
Did you realize how much physical exertion goes into face swapping? No wonder they're all tuckered out.
Like Duck Face Like Son
Better hope there aren't any hunters around while you're making that face out on the water, or you could be in for a tragic misunderstanding.
Day at the Pool
"Dude, I just wanted to let you know that your infant son has the coolest tattoos."
Happy Birthday, Dad
How old is he turning today? Because no matter the number, the answer is certain to confuse us.
Gotcha
My father can sometimes be a handful, but give him a wooden spoon to play around with and he'll keep himself occupied for hours.
Pay Attention, Dad!
It's no use trying to get his attention. He's watching his favorite television program: That one vacuum commercial where you hear the squeaky noise.
Top Five?
Top 3, again!
HAPPY FATHER'S DAY TO ALL FATHER'S OUT THERE IN INTERNET LAND.
Top Twenny
Well, hey!
TOP TEN??? YES!!!!!!
Feel better soon! and THANK YOU THANK YOU for the OFST - I don’t tell you like I should how much I look forward to it!
top dozen,maybe
I don’t mind that you are late, Miss Lucky. Just don’t be “late”, if you get my meaning, if you get my drift...
Yeah but the first two had to fall on their noggins before he finally developed that sixth sense.
Just have junior watch this cereal commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2vBJt1iG60
Also describes most pastors and sermons these days.
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