That is the real problem. Probably has evil blue eyes, too.
Gasp!
Evil White Blue Eyed Blondes being cheerleaders?!
The Horror.
We wanna see a diverse group of Pygmy dancers and Mongolian Sheep herders.
Oh I understand, its cultural appropriation!
Unattractive, un-athletic feminist lesbians were really upset, I’m sure.
Not to be confused with Washington University where a “shoot ‘em up” occurred this week.
Did the media say that Wash-U is just up the (whitey) road from Ferguson?
Oh, but it was worse than just that. That infographic was in English only! And that's an obvious microaggression against anyone who comes to America and decides not to learn English.
To be PC and inclusive, the info graphic should have included cheerleaders who use hair weaves and activator.
Link has the video and a really pretty girl.
Some people just can’t handle the truth. Pretty girls make pretty good cheerleaders.
Fat ugly lesbo types probably not so much
1) Do not shave your armpits or your legs. Or your moustache.
2) Do not wear foundation garments of any kind. Cellulite is sexy.
3) If your breasts droop to your waistline, go straight to the office to pick up your uniform.
4) Display a hate-filled, misanthropic personality. Crowds draw inspiration from spitting grudge-holders.
5) Slip into that baggy, pizza-stained sweatshirt and those plaid pants that are at least two sizes too small.
6) Wear sensible shoes. Nothing says "sexy" like ballet flats or Converse tennies.
7) Get as many parts of your body pierced between now and the tryouts as possible. Including unmentionables (you never know WHO will see those ...)
8) Get hideous tattoos of things like panthers and snakes and idiotic Chinese pictograms you can't understand. The more visible, the better. Make sure it's nothing tasteful.
9) Instead of cheering, make strident political statements about "partriarchy" and "objectified women." Memorize a few passages from the "Vagina Monologues" for backup.
10) Arrive in a roached-out Prius with a Hillary! bumper sticker, even if you're a Bernie or Karl Marx supporter.
11) Instead of pom-poms, bring a couple of babies impaled on sticks.
How did Limbaugh say it? Feminism was invented to give unattractive women access to the mainstream.
And cute.
#1 should be cheerful, happy attitude as you lose to the Ducks for the 14th time in a row.
When I went there as a freshman there was only one white cheerleader anyway. Out of eight, four were asian and three were black.
It’s all population control. If the men aren’t attracted to anything attractive, the whole thing goes to hell.
Sorry, ladies, you’re not allowed to look nice anymore.