Post your own Soviet Humor (Vanity)

One Hundred Russian Jokes ^ | 4/26/2016 | Various

[JoeProBono]

[JimRed]

That dance take great strength, flexibility and coordination, but it’s murder on the knee joints.

[Daffynition]

Drinker? How come Lenin looks like he's still 52 y/o?

[JoeProBono]

[Freelance Warrior]

Those vending machines had a device to wash glasses. You can see it in the right side of the tray, where the turned over glasses are.

You put a glass upside down, push the bottom, and the machine sprays water inside to wash the glass.

Probably it saved money comparing to disposable cups.

[Freelance Warrior]

A German, an American, and a Russian had an argument who could feed mustard to a cat most easily.

The German grabbed the cat and forced a spoon with mustard into its mouth. The other two protested: “This is violence!”

The American hid some mustard between two sausage slices. The other two protested: “This is deception!”

The Russian spreaded the mustard under the cat’s tail. The cat immediately started licking it off, meowing loudly. “Comrades, look, - first, it’s eating it voluntarily, secondly, it’s singing, so it’s happy!”

[Freelance Warrior]

Russian musturd is very hot comparing to Western European one.