Skip to comments.
Post your own Soviet Humor (Vanity)
One Hundred Russian Jokes ^
| 4/26/2016
| Various
Posted on 04/26/2016 8:29:11 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie
click here to read article
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-67 next last
37
To: Uncle Miltie
“We pretend to work and they pretend to pay us.”
L
2
posted on
04/26/2016 8:30:13 AM PDT
by
Lurker
(Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
To: Uncle Miltie
3
posted on
04/26/2016 8:32:53 AM PDT
by
simpson96
To: Uncle Miltie
The soviets decided it was time to have elections and they bought the old lever\curtain voting machines from the city of chicago.
Mayor Richard J Daley won by over 200 thousand votes.
4
posted on
04/26/2016 8:34:14 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
To: Uncle Miltie
5
posted on
04/26/2016 8:38:51 AM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Uncle Miltie
in russia, soviet humor posts about you.
6
posted on
04/26/2016 8:39:01 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: simpson96
7
posted on
04/26/2016 8:39:11 AM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: Uncle Miltie
Did somebody say "comeback"?
To: Uncle Miltie
Moose and Squirrel /russian accent
9
posted on
04/26/2016 8:40:08 AM PDT
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: Uncle Miltie
Of course I have my own opinions. But I don't agree with them.
________________
As an aside, it's telling that so many of the old Soviet jokes apply to today's PC environment in the US.
10
posted on
04/26/2016 8:41:11 AM PDT
by
Leaning Right
(Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
To: Uncle Miltie
I recall a propaganda story from the 70s. The soviet army placed an order for condoms to an American company. This order was for a batch of custom-sized prophylactics with outrageously enormous dimensions. The American company took their money and filled the order. They marked all the packages as “Regular”.
11
posted on
04/26/2016 8:41:38 AM PDT
by
Blogatron
(Feelings constantly get in the way of a liberal's ability to think.)
To: Buckeye McFrog
Yakov: “Did you know that Soviets have credit cards. We have Soviet Express. Their motto is “Don’t leave home”.
12
posted on
04/26/2016 8:41:39 AM PDT
by
DCBryan1
(No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
To: Uncle Miltie
In Soviet Russia you are the joke. Great stuff at the link.
13
posted on
04/26/2016 8:42:37 AM PDT
by
Idaho_Cowboy
(I Samuel 8:19-20 The New Spirit of America?)
To: Uncle Miltie
My uncle got 25 years of hard labor for yelling in Red Square that the Premier is an idiot. 5 years for insulting the Kremlin leader and 20 for telling a state secret.
14
posted on
04/26/2016 8:43:18 AM PDT
by
Yaelle
(Tinkerbelle glittering up the runway for Trump Force One!)
To: Uncle Miltie
Good ones, I’ll forward to a few Bernie supporters.
To: Yaelle
There’s a 10 year wait to buy a car in Russia, and you have to go through a long bureaucratic process to buy one, and put down the money for it up front.
So one day a man gets to the end of the process, puts his money down, and the bureaucrat says, “Okay, come back in 10 years to get your car.”
The man replies, “Morning or afternoon?”
“What do you mean, it’s 10 years from now, what difference does it make?”
“Well the plumber’s coming in the morning.”
16
posted on
04/26/2016 8:47:54 AM PDT
by
exit82
(Road Runner sez:" Let's Make America Beeping Great Again! Beep! Beep!")
To: Uncle Miltie
>> 37 <<
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
(Silence.)
It must be your delivery. ;)
17
posted on
04/26/2016 8:47:56 AM PDT
by
bootless
("If we lose freedom here, there is no place to escape to. This is the last stand on Earth."~RWR)
To: Uncle Miltie
Two judges leaving the courthouse at 5 o’clock. One is laughing to himself. The second one give him an inquiring look.
“Oh, sorry, I just heard the funniest joke.”
“Well, tell me!”
“I can’t - I just gave a guy ten years for it.”
18
posted on
04/26/2016 8:48:34 AM PDT
by
InMemoriam
(My hope is not in politics.)
To: Uncle Miltie
19
posted on
04/26/2016 8:52:25 AM PDT
by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: Uncle Miltie; All
After comrade Leonid died in, I think 1982 somebody asked head of the Presidium Andropov whether he thought, after so long as ‘president’ of the Soviet Union, that people would follow the new leader, Konstantin Chernenko. “Well,” Yuri replied, “they will either follow comrade Chernenko, or they will follow Brehznev!”
20
posted on
04/26/2016 8:52:44 AM PDT
by
notdownwidems
(Washington DC has become the enemy of free people everywhere)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-40, 41-60, 61-67 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson