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Police: Man claiming to be from the future steals food from Arby's (Could it be?)
Fox News ^ | 4-18-2016 | Austin Prickitt

Posted on 04/20/2016 5:39:47 PM PDT by ghosthost

The Arby's manager told police Anderson jumped on the front counter and demanded food. The man then jumped off the counter and allegedly grabbed the manager and forced her towards a wall. The manager told police the man then grabbed a hand full of bacon and chicken and walked out of the business.

"He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality. He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time," Knight said.

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TOPICS: Books/Literature; Food; Pets/Animals; Science
KEYWORDS: crime; science
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To: ghosthost
If that's humanity's future, we are righteously fecked.


41 posted on 04/20/2016 6:24:28 PM PDT by Viking2002 (The Avatar is back by popular request.)
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To: SkyPilot

Uh oh, this clown just messed up the entire space-time continuum of the entire multiverse over bacon.


42 posted on 04/20/2016 6:25:33 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit."-R.Reagan)
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To: ghosthost
I guess Stephen King kinda sorta ripped of this passage from The Time Machine for his novella 'The Langoliers'.

When plane passengers end up a little in the past everything around them is decaying. When they zoom a bit too far into the future everything is clean and fresh and bright and a bit dizzying.

43 posted on 04/20/2016 6:29:35 PM PDT by who_would_fardels_bear
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To: ghosthost

44 posted on 04/20/2016 6:29:48 PM PDT by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: riri; Heavyrunner

My reaction exactly.


45 posted on 04/20/2016 6:34:57 PM PDT by Arthur McGowan
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To: perfect_rovian_storm

Yo, ma home skillet, it be generatin’ Kerr black holes!


46 posted on 04/20/2016 6:37:01 PM PDT by Yashcheritsiy (You can't have a constitution without a country to go with it)
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To: ghosthost

There’s actually a sequel out to The Time Machine. It’s called ‘The Time Ships’ by Stephen Baxter and it is actually pretty good, IMHO.


47 posted on 04/20/2016 6:43:54 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si vis pacem para bellum.)
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To: ghosthost

There’s actually a sequel out to The Time Machine. It’s called ‘The Time Ships’ by Stephen Baxter and it is actually pretty good, IMHO.


48 posted on 04/20/2016 6:45:39 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si vis pacem para bellum.)
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To: ghosthost

This is the future, kill me now


49 posted on 04/20/2016 6:52:10 PM PDT by ronnie raygun
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To: ghosthost

Looter from the future


50 posted on 04/20/2016 6:52:12 PM PDT by Third Person (Andmoreagain)
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To: ghosthost

No time-traveler would ever steal or even eat at Arby’s. They would know their gourmet history and avoid it at all costs.


51 posted on 04/20/2016 6:53:32 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

SOYLENT GREEN! The future of food under a Hillary regime.


52 posted on 04/20/2016 6:54:29 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: Jaxter

“There’s actually a sequel out to The Time Machine. It’s called ‘The Time Ships’ by Stephen Baxter and it is actually pretty good, IMHO.”

I agree.

It’s the only one of his I’ve read, don’t like to commit to sci-fi series. Are there any others of his you would recommend?


53 posted on 04/20/2016 6:55:13 PM PDT by treetopsandroofs (Had FDR been GOP, there would have been no World Wars, just "The Great War" and "Roosevelt's Wars".)
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To: treetopsandroofs

No. Sorry. That’s the only thing of his I’ve read. But I thought ‘The Time Ships’ was pretty clever.


54 posted on 04/20/2016 6:59:03 PM PDT by Jaxter (Si vis pacem para bellum.)
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To: Kartographer

Uhhh, ping to the peppers list? Lol.


55 posted on 04/20/2016 7:01:58 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ~ JFK ~)
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To: ghosthost

The guys’ a crook.

I know. I’m from 6 yrs in the future and we never got our food that way!


56 posted on 04/20/2016 7:03:32 PM PDT by Cvengr ( Adversity in life & death is inevitable; Stress is optional through faith in Christ.)
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To: ghosthost

Cool. There is bacon in the future.


57 posted on 04/20/2016 7:16:55 PM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: ghosthost

Put a red stocking hat on his head and he’d make a good Tyrone Biggums.


58 posted on 04/20/2016 7:53:44 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. ~ JFK ~)
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To: ghosthost

The future must be very bleak indeed.


59 posted on 04/20/2016 7:56:44 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: ameribbean expat

The future must not belong to those who would slander bacon.


60 posted on 04/20/2016 8:08:10 PM PDT by Rastus (The next president will be Trump or Hillary. Vote accordingly.)
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