Police: Man claiming to be from the future steals food from Arby's (Could it be?)

Fox News ^ | 4-18-2016 | Austin Prickitt

[ghosthost]

The Arby's manager told police Anderson jumped on the front counter and demanded food. The man then jumped off the counter and allegedly grabbed the manager and forced her towards a wall. The manager told police the man then grabbed a hand full of bacon and chicken and walked out of the business.

"He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality. He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time," Knight said.

[Polynikes]

“He told me to invest in Zinc.”

You watch Barney Miller reruns too. LOL

[ameribbean expat]

Well, if he’s stealing bacon, and that’s how it’s done 4 years in the future @ least the muzzies haven’t overrun everything.

[dfwgator]

“Yeah, Zinc! What’s it goin for these days? ...Thirty seven and a half cents-—a POUND?? ...Yeah, well, I might be willin’ to spring for a coupla TONS!”

[ghosthost]

the things he’s seen- imagine what he could teach us

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

"He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time,"

I guess that means Hillary won the election.

[ameribbean expat]

Somebody’s trying to compete with Waffle House.

[sten]

i self identify as a time traveler.

i traveled forward a little and my time machine broken down, stranding me here in this time.

[boycott]

From the future? His hairstyle looks more from the past .............,,, Rick James.

[perfect_rovian_storm]

Trayvon Titor.

[disndat]

I am investing everything in Arby’s. Looks like they are the only ones who will have any food in four years. They will be the rulers of the world.

[fidelis]

"He did mention that he is from four years in the future and that is how people will get food during that period of time," Knight said."

Dang, that must mean the Democrats are going to win again in November...

[golux]

Hmm. That's how they get food? No EBT cards in the future?

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***He did mention that he is from four years in the future***

Well, he got Max Headroom beat!

[SIDENET]

Looks legit to me.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

...”Marvin! Marvin! You know that sound you was looking for? Here it is!”

[cuban leaf]

[PLMerite]

It would make a great Arby’s ad. Not with this joker, but still a good idea.

[PLMerite]

...and he could pay with a Harriet Tubman $20.

[Right Brother]

LOL!

[metmom]

"He was possibly under the influence of some sort of narcotic or intoxicant or suffering from some type of break with reality.

Ya think??????