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This Incredibly Creepy Mattress Tells You When Sex Is Happening (WiFi/Internet pings your phone)
Gizmodo ^
| Apr 17, 2016
| Chris Mills
Posted on 04/18/2016 5:32:54 PM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored
So far the pillow doesn’t record conversation. Yet.
To: grey_whiskers
Coffee meet keyboard and monitor! ...oh, and busTED.
My Mattress Saved My Marriage by Heidi Cruz
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:54:30 PM PDT
by
teletech
To: dayglored
somebody’s gonna get shot
To: dayglored
Gives new meaning to the phrase “plugged in”.
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:55:47 PM PDT
by
teletech
To: Redcitizen
>
So far the pillow doesn’t record conversation. Yet. Give 'em a little time...
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:57:26 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Slings and Arrows
Your NAPL probably needs this one...
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:59:22 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Coming soon to a reality show near you.
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posted on
04/18/2016 6:16:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
To: Larry Lucido
“Last night her mattress dialed me...”Now there's the start of a good booty call joke.
To: dayglored
What happens if the kids jump on the bed?
To: dayglored
Ic I buy the matress can I get a discount on their kitchen counter product?
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posted on
04/18/2016 7:05:26 PM PDT
by
The Duke
( Azealia Banks)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/18/2016 7:25:16 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
To: dfwgator
“Pets department, second floor!”
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posted on
04/18/2016 7:25:49 PM PDT
by
oprahstheantichrist
(The MSM is a demonic stronghold, PLEASE pray accordingly - 2 Corinthians 10:3-5)
To: Slings and Arrows
DIY delivery
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posted on
04/18/2016 7:26:42 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
To: dayglored
So much for pillow talk when that happens.
To: dayglored; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
Will this thing ping you if your wife is self-serving on the bed? That would be a false alarm.
DANG!
To: Slings and Arrows
To: dayglored
I’m too busy laughing to type anything meaningful except, one beep or two?
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posted on
04/19/2016 12:04:13 AM PDT
by
blueplum
(March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?)
To: dayglored
I always knew when sex was happening, you’ve just got to pay attention.
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posted on
04/19/2016 12:48:18 AM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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