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This Incredibly Creepy Mattress Tells You When Sex Is Happening (WiFi/Internet pings your phone)
Gizmodo ^
| Apr 17, 2016
| Chris Mills
Posted on 04/18/2016 5:32:54 PM PDT by dayglored
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A little late for April Fool's Day, this might just be real...
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:32:54 PM PDT
by
dayglored
To: Abby4116; afraidfortherepublic; aft_lizard; AF_Blue; amigatec; AppyPappy; arnoldc1; ATOMIC_PUNK; ...
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:33:34 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: ShadowAce
I suppose this is TechPing-worthy...
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:34:13 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
The GOP and most of the “conservative” establishment really need access to this technology. I doubt any of their wives would be faithful. Who could blame them? These bow-tie freaks and their weird baby faces.
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:37:24 PM PDT
by
teletech
To: dayglored
And for an extra $1000 they will install it in your bedroom when your spouse isn’t home.
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:41:10 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: dayglored
Sounds like a credit monitoring service. ‘We have detected no suspicious activity in the last 30 days.’
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:41:23 PM PDT
by
Ken H
To: dayglored
To: dayglored
WTF? ... PING!Not what, when.
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:43:28 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: dayglored
“My wife likes to talk to me after sex. She usually calls collect.” — Rodney Dangerfield
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:43:30 PM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(Harvey Dent -- can he be trusted?)
To: bigbob
My wife would know everything within two hours, without help.
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:43:54 PM PDT
by
Company Man
(Keep on Trumpin')
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:44:28 PM PDT
by
Huskrrrr
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:45:27 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: ClearCase_guy
“Last night her mattress dialed me...”
To: dayglored
Might be fun to figure out how to hack them, and make them start going off about every 15 minutes.
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:46:38 PM PDT
by
tacticalogic
("Oh bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: dayglored
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:47:12 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
To: teletech
Paging Mrs Cruz. Coffee meet keyboard and monitor!
...oh, and busTED.
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:48:41 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: martin_fierro; Lazamataz
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:49:15 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: martin_fierro
>
I dunno about that, but my mattress is cued to play some bow-chicka-wow-wow music Haven't heard that one in a while...
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:49:20 PM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: dayglored
I’d be getting pinged constantly.. I have a bunch of over active little bed jumpers.
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posted on
04/18/2016 5:50:51 PM PDT
by
Trillian
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