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"Allahu Akbar" - a parody of Leonard Cohen's "Hallelujah," by Yours Truly
Me, via YouTube (as Hopalong Ginsberg) ^ | 2/12/16 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"; Leonard Cohen

Posted on 02/12/2016 10:57:22 AM PST by Slings and Arrows

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To: Slings and Arrows

God has gifted you with much talent. The voice was probably His way of keeping you humble.


21 posted on 02/12/2016 11:36:05 AM PST by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. ~ Þ)
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To: BykrBayb

> The voice was probably His way of keeping you humble.

It didn’t work. ;^)


22 posted on 02/12/2016 11:37:01 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Thank you, here’s my suggestion:

The Jews of Medina took you in
Lest before the L-rd they sin
But gratitude is not a part of your heart.
You took their arms, their wealth, their land
Killed all of those who’d make a stand
Punctuating each demand “Allah akbar!”

Allah akbar...
Allah akbar...
Allah akbar...
Allah akbar

The Towers burned and quickly fell
Turned New York into a Hell
Three thousand lives extinguished by your hatred.
In the streets you cheered and cried
Laughing as the people died
From the rooftops you replied “Allah akbar!”

[chorus]

The relics of a bygone age
Filled you with a jealous rage
Reminding you that you had fallen so far.
The beauty you could not create
You’d burn and crush and desecrate
Destroying with a bitter “Allah akbar!”

[chorus]

You loved death, but they loved life
And so your children took the knife
The hatred in their souls as black as coal tar.
The innocent they then struck down
The blood was spilled on holy ground
Murdered to the sound of “Allah akbar!”


23 posted on 02/12/2016 11:38:45 AM PST by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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To: Mears

One of my favorite songs and composers. There is a special place in hell.... :-)


24 posted on 02/12/2016 11:39:41 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Slings and Arrows

Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble.


25 posted on 02/12/2016 11:41:03 AM PST by BykrBayb (Lung cancer free since 11/9/07. Colon cancer free since 7/7/15. ~ Þ)
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To: MeganC

Very interesting suggestions. I quite like “But gratitude is not a part of your heart..”

My problem with song was less the rhythm than the key and the range. C Major is not my best key, but when I tried transposing the instrumental parts they didn’t sound right.


26 posted on 02/12/2016 11:46:55 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: AndyJackson

“There is a special place in hell.... :-)”


Agree-—and before they go I hope they’re listening to “Who by Fire?” with Cohen himself singing.

:-)

.


27 posted on 02/12/2016 11:46:56 AM PST by Mears
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To: BykrBayb

:^D


28 posted on 02/12/2016 11:47:12 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows; null and void; Velveeta; Rushmore Rocks; Oorang; Myrddin; sweetiepiezer; ...


29 posted on 02/12/2016 11:47:58 AM PST by LucyT
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To: Mears

Allow them to pick the manner of their exit :-)


30 posted on 02/12/2016 11:50:09 AM PST by AndyJackson
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To: LucyT

Thank you for pinging your list!


31 posted on 02/12/2016 11:53:33 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: AndyJackson; Mears

A selection from Hell’s house band.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU


32 posted on 02/12/2016 11:55:29 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Feel free to use whatever you want. I think what you’re doing is awesome and I’m just happy to help even if it’s just moral support!


33 posted on 02/12/2016 12:01:53 PM PST by MeganC (The Republic of The United States of America: 7/4/1776 to 6/26/2015 R.I.P.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Good grief that's awful.

Mears and I may have crashed your party, but you could have left us in a corner to play by ourselves instead of doing THAT.

34 posted on 02/12/2016 12:03:03 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Slings and Arrows

Brave effort...you da man.

Just watch your back, as those you sing about would deprive you of EVERYTHING!


35 posted on 02/12/2016 12:05:17 PM PST by moovova
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To: Slings and Arrows

You’re welcome.

They’re patient and forgiving when I wander around the internet. ... Thus far.


36 posted on 02/12/2016 12:15:22 PM PST by LucyT
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Just watch your back

The muzzies can wait there turn. We Cohen fans get first go.

37 posted on 02/12/2016 12:21:51 PM PST by AndyJackson
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good lord,if anything will make me be good for the rest of my life,that will.

Hell is worse than I thought-—even the nuns kept this from us.

(Those little gals could use Weight Watchers)

.


38 posted on 02/12/2016 12:30:08 PM PST by Mears
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To: AndyJackson

It builds character.


39 posted on 02/12/2016 12:36:20 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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To: Mears

At this point I think they’re grandmothers. Or no longer with us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggs


40 posted on 02/12/2016 12:40:06 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg)
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