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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 01/22/2016 4:59:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen

Bernie Sanders Top 5 Quotes

#5. "A nation will not survive morally or economically when so few have so much while so many have so little…We need a tax system which asks the billionaire class to pay its fair share of taxes and which reduces the obscene degree of wealth inequality in America"

 

#4. "Education should be a right, not a privilege. We need a revolution in the way that the United States funds higher education."

 

#3. "Social Security is a promise that we cannot and must not break."

#2. "Meanwhile, as the rich become much richer, the level of income and wealth inequality has reached obscene and unimaginable levels. In the United States, we have the most unequal level of wealth and income distribution of any major country on Earth, and it’s worse now then at any other time since the 1920s..."

 

#1. "We must transform our energy system away from fossil fuels and into energy efficiency and sustainable energies."

 

 

 



Rejected Slogans for Hillary

For Real This Time, Guys . . . It's MY Turn!

A Record of Honesty and Integrity . . . As Far As You Know.

Yes I Can . . . As Long As My Husband Keeps His Hands off the Interns.

Let's Keep the Middle Class from Disappearing, Like All My Old E-Mails.

Hope, Change, and Pantsuits.

You Want a Strong Foundation? Look at the Width of These Friggin' Thighs!

Once You Go Black, It's Totally Okay to Go Back!

I'm Not Joe Biden.

I'll Rid America of its Problems Faster than My Emails!

As a Woman, I'll Make Less and Pass the Savings on to You!

Get Ready for a Drone Attack, Monica!

Let Me Prove that Women Can Wreck More than Cars!

If You Have Any Doubts About Whether I'm a Smart Choice, Please Refer to My Sensible Pantsuit!

Hillary Clinton: Strong Foreign Policy, Even Stronger Cankles.

Let's See How Many Times I Can Get Republicans to Say "BENGHAZI!"

I Won't Bother You With Emails, Because I Don't Know How to Use It.

Don't Worry . . . This Clinton Won't Stain the Oval Office Carpet.

When I'm President, the State of the Union Will be Strong . . . unlike the State of the Union I Have with My Husband.

Hillary, Feel the Chill!



Rejected Slogans for Trump

Remember, If I'm President, I Can't Do "Celebrity Apprentice!!!"

Why Should North Korea Be the Only Country Led by a rich Megalomaniac with Bad Hair?

I Succeed in Everything I Do. Except Casinos, Marriage, and TV!

Because Who Doesn't Want to See a Vice President Oprah Winfrey?

I Promise Not to Put My Name on the Front of the White House.

I've Fought at Wrestlemania . . . What's More American Than That?

The women in MY White House will be cherished. I want to help women...I will be so good to women.

I'll Make Gary Busey the Secretary of Crazy.

Vote for Me, I am a really smart guy. I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent.

It's always good to do things nice and complicated so that nobody can figure it out.

Donald Trump: Doing Everything Possible to Make Late-Night Hosts' Jobs a Billion Times Easier.

Vote for Me, and I'll Bomb ISIS Back to the Stone Age!

My Cabinet Will Be Full of Washed-Up Celebrities!

The Country is in Debt, and I Have Plenty of Experience with Bankruptcy!

If I Can Pull Off This Hairstyle, I Can do Anything!

The show 'Trump'. And it is sold-out performances everywhere.

I Promise I Won't Transition into Donna Trump.



Rejected Ted Cruz slogans

Democrats are still pissed about a two week government shutdown? It's like their mosque was closed.

Imagine A Real President!

Because Progressives Suck.

I'm the Ted that didn't kill anyone in my car.

Cruz Control.

Over 18 trillion reasons to vote for Ted! And climbing!

Ted Cruz: The Opposite of Obama!

Washington is Cruzen for a Bruizen

"Ted Cruz! His wife won't tell you what to eat."



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KEYWORDS: campaign; clinton; ofst; sanders; slogans
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To: Lucky9teen
Late today....

TOP THIRTY!!!!

Have a good weekend All! To those on the East Coast good luck with the blizzard!

21 posted on 01/22/2016 6:25:49 AM PST by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty.)
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To: SERKIT
Picking a winner:

I see the Smails kid grew up and went into politics...

22 posted on 01/22/2016 6:37:43 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (I got nothin'.)
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To: 4yearlurker

When I lived in Vermont back in the late 90’s; college kids were all wee-wee’d up because Sanders had said no individual needed to make more than $50,000 per year.


23 posted on 01/22/2016 6:43:13 AM PST by who knows what evil? (Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
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To: Lucky9teen
I Succeed in Everything I Do. Except Casinos, Marriage, and TV!

In the early 90's, Trump "partnered up" with the nearby 29 Palms band of Mission Indians to run their "Spotlight 29" casino - he quickly rebranded it as "Trump 29", with grand plans for expansion and a huge resort hotel.

In just over a year, the Injuns booted his ass, and went back to "Spotlight 29"......I'd love to know the details, but they still seem to be evasive.

24 posted on 01/22/2016 6:58:37 AM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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To: Lucky9teen

25 posted on 01/22/2016 7:01:28 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ping for after work


26 posted on 01/22/2016 7:07:15 AM PST by outofsalt ( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
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To: outofsalt

27 posted on 01/22/2016 7:24:48 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: who knows what evil?

28 posted on 01/22/2016 7:25:58 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Rummyfan

29 posted on 01/22/2016 7:28:10 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Dacula
Well damn, I have been doing it wrong all of these years.

Mom! Dacula is cursing again!

30 posted on 01/22/2016 7:35:53 AM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)
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To: Lucky9teen
My contribution to this Friday's silliness...

How To Fight A Bear

These guys are hilarious!
31 posted on 01/22/2016 7:48:26 AM PST by RandallFlagg ("Political correctness is tyranny with manners." -Charlton Heston)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 59 at least.


h/t Dorothy


A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: "Five beers, please."

OT and BTY - I recently received a FReepmail thanking me for my MONTHLY donation to FR. How about you?

32 posted on 01/22/2016 7:58:24 AM PST by upchuck (Killary is the poster girl for everything wrong with our government. h/t Mister Da)
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To: annieokie; biff; don-o; St_Thomas_Aquinas; DavidLSpud; South40; Reaganez; wmfights; AHerald; ...
I'd like to extend an invite to join in on the



CLICK HERE TO BE INCLUDED OR TAKEN OFF THE LIST

33 posted on 01/22/2016 8:03:50 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Lucky9teen

FACT! LOL!


34 posted on 01/22/2016 8:11:44 AM PST by TADSLOS (Trump has sizzle, but Cruz is the real deal. - Jim Robinson 01/11/16)
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To: Lucky9teen

35 posted on 01/22/2016 8:17:22 AM PST by relentlessly
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Top 1000!


36 posted on 01/22/2016 8:18:10 AM PST by zeugma (Want to know what freedom smells like? Hoppes #9.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Rural Wisdom

1) Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you can climb, but how well you bounce.
2) Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.
3) The trouble with a milk cow is that she won’t stay milked.
4) Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
5) Don’t skinny dip where there are snapping turtles.
6) Words that soak into your head are whispered, not yelled.
7) Meanness doesn’t happen overnight.
8) Moms and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.
9) Don’t sell you mule to buy a plow.
10) Two can live as cheap as one - if one don’t eat.
11) Don’t corner something meaner than you.
12) It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
13) Every path has some puddles.

(5) and 11) are my favorites.)

Then we have God’s email:

God was looking down at Earth and saw all the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check things out.

When that angel returned, he told God, “Yes, it’s bad down there; 95% are misbehaving, the other 5% are not.”

God thought for a moment and said, “Maybe I’d better get a second opinion.”

When that angel reported, “Yes, it’s true - 95% are sinful and only 5% are being good.. The Earth is going to Hell in a handbasket.”

God was not pleased. He decided to email the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them to stay the course and give them a little something to help them along.

Do you know what the email said?

Just wondering, I didn’t get one either.


37 posted on 01/22/2016 8:54:30 AM PST by Oatka (Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young.)
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To: Oatka

38 posted on 01/22/2016 9:27:16 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: relentlessly

39 posted on 01/22/2016 9:45:26 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: TADSLOS

40 posted on 01/22/2016 10:05:39 AM PST by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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