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The Dogs Are Laughing At You: A Dragon Haircut For Cats
Geekologie ^ | June 18, 2015 | unknown poster

Posted on 12/24/2015 2:30:13 PM PST by Utilizer

This is Merlin the cat modeling the dragon haircut he got courtesy of the Main Lion Cat Grooming Salon in Bumf*ck Paoli, Pennsylvania (it's behind the Starbucks on Plank Ave). I'm not sure how much the dragon cut costs, but their lion cuts go for $65, so probably somewhere around there. That might sound expensive, but if you live in Paoli, Pennsylvania, I imagine there's literally nothing else to spend your money on except saving up to move you and your cat the hell out of there.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cats; haircuts; hissyfit; kittyping; lol
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So, any other brave catstaff out there willing to attempt this? *grin*
1 posted on 12/24/2015 2:30:13 PM PST by Utilizer
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To: Utilizer

The payback that cat is planning is going to be epic.


2 posted on 12/24/2015 2:35:32 PM PST by mykroar ("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
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To: Utilizer

3 posted on 12/24/2015 2:36:35 PM PST by Lizavetta
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To: Utilizer

Somehow, I don’t think either of my two longhaired cats would see anything attractive about that or any similar clip-and the short haired one got a clip, she’d just look like one of those sphinx cats. I think I’ll keep my cats’ hair the way nature made it...


4 posted on 12/24/2015 2:39:52 PM PST by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: Utilizer

Almost makes you want to join PETA...

Naaa, not quite.

But this is definitely borderline “Unethical”!

The owner better sleep with one eye open!


5 posted on 12/24/2015 2:39:53 PM PST by BwanaNdege
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To: Utilizer

Bfl
Thanks! This is adorable.


6 posted on 12/24/2015 2:40:14 PM PST by ransomnote
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To: Lizavetta

LOL!


7 posted on 12/24/2015 2:41:24 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: mykroar

No kidding-if I’d done that to one of mine, I’d never close my eyes again...


8 posted on 12/24/2015 2:41:38 PM PST by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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To: Utilizer

Notice they didn’t try to shave anywhere near the bitey or scratchy parts.


9 posted on 12/24/2015 2:44:04 PM PST by PLMerite (The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: Utilizer

Hope his owners sleep with one eye open.


10 posted on 12/24/2015 2:44:06 PM PST by McGruff (Merry Christmas)
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To: Utilizer
Magic Dragon--cut and dyed:
11 posted on 12/24/2015 2:44:48 PM PST by windcliff
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To: Utilizer

That cat must have lost the bet. “I will catch that fat, one-legged kitchen mouse in two nights (or less!) or I will happily accept a Cat Mohawk haircut,
w/o swatting your lights out.


12 posted on 12/24/2015 2:45:03 PM PST by lee martell
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To: BwanaNdege

i’m eyeing my cat with the idea of torturing him with this haircut.

I treat him like gold, but I wasn’t always kind.

used to hit the wall when old cat walked by and he’d jump like a cartoon character with all fours leaving the floor at once.

I went to confession.


13 posted on 12/24/2015 2:47:42 PM PST by dp0622
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To: Texan5

How about this one? :)

14 posted on 12/24/2015 3:01:51 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: PLMerite

This one looks interesting...

15 posted on 12/24/2015 3:09:17 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: Utilizer

That’s practically cat abuse. Poor kitty is gonna have a very hard time staying warm for a while.


16 posted on 12/24/2015 3:09:18 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: mykroar
The payback that cat is planning is going to be epic.

There's the difference, do this to a dog and they will make you feel guilty, do this to a cat and it will puke in your shoes, pee on your bed and defecate on your carpet. And you will count yourself lucky if that's all the cat does.

I have dogs and cats and I would much prefer the dog was upset at me, because I know he'll forgive me as soon as I give him a treat, a cat will hold a grudge for a long, long time.

17 posted on 12/24/2015 3:09:30 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Dragon kitty ping...


18 posted on 12/24/2015 3:14:01 PM PST by Twotone (Truth is hate to those who hate truth.)
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To: ransomnote

Welcome. Keep checking later, you might be even more impressed. :)


19 posted on 12/24/2015 3:14:34 PM PST by Utilizer (Bacon A'kbar! - In world today are only peaceful people, and the muzlims trying to kill them)
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To: windcliff
"Magic Dragon--cut and dyed:"

I'll see that and raise you "shaved and tattooed" :

[Yes, I know the cat started out hairless, it just sounds meaner to say you shaved it first.]

Personally, I think this is cruel, but you *do* need big brass ones to pull it off.

20 posted on 12/24/2015 3:17:27 PM PST by PLMerite (The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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