Did Jupiter Bumped The Giant Planet From Our Solar System?

http://www.starminenews.com ^ | NOV 1, 2015 | PTI

[Smokin' Joe]

Ignoring the delicious headline, just what happens when two gas balls collide?

They get smashed into little farticles?

[familyop]

"Did Jupiter Bumped The Giant Planet From Our Solar System?"

Will journalists take the vacation to Venus along with the sponsors and political class fans of their propaganda?

[familyop]

Ain’t Gonna Bump No More (With No Big Fat Woman) ✧ Joe Tex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WUMSpa8XuY

[NonValueAdded]

Bumped to the top.

[Gaffer]

If it was raciss, then the title would have been “Yo, did Jupiter Diss some other planet outta da hood?”

[Irishguy]

lol, exactly what i thought...nibiru...this is the one on a huge eliptical orbit that passes earth every 65 million years or so...hence the dinos disappearing...well of course we cant see it , its a dark planet...so will just APPEAR MAGICALLY!!

i dare not head over the abovetopsecret, i am sure they are orgasming over this LOL...

[Vermont Lt]

Basically it was a fine gas planet. But the solar system already had a couple of them, and it smelled. So they kicked him out.

The JEB story.

[Enterprise]

Well let’s be a little thankful, because it would have caused major damage to the solar system if Jupiter spilled Mercury and bumped Uranus!

[Dr. Sivana]

This would likely be the planet Nibiru which has its roots allegedly in Mesopotamian mythology

Ah, but the Greek/Roman mythology has Jupiter bumping off Saturn.

[SunkenCiv]

Those are nice!

[huldah1776]

I think they fixed it.

[SunkenCiv]

In a word, no.

[SunkenCiv]

What sparklite2 said.

[SunkenCiv]

The asteroid Ceres has more than half the mass of the entire main asteroid belt, and together all those asteroids (with Ceres) have about 3% of the mass of Earth's moon. Our Moon has about 1% the mass of the Earth.

[SunkenCiv]

This isn't from Velikovsky.

[SunkenCiv]

Noble gases keyword:

• Death Spiral: Why Theorists Can't Make Solar Systems
• New insights into composition of giant planets
• New data challenge Earth atmosphere theory
• Are Jupiters Hard to Come By?
• When straying Jupiter went on the pull

Thanks Beowulf9.

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[tbw2]

It can be the result of automating headline generation and crowd-sourcing headline title creation to people on Amazon Mturk (which I’ve seen as posted tasks).

[Sequoyah101]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

[tbw2]

The bad headlines are either:
A. computer generated
B. generated by people with limited English skills and/or talent via crowdsourcing websites

[csvset]

Tower of Power - Down To The Nightclub

Bumpty bumpty bump