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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 10/30/2015 5:28:50 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween.
The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot.
The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank.
Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown
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Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the "spirits" of things. ~Dee Snider
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'Tis now the very witching time of night,
When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
~William Shakespeare
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: halloween; ofst; silliness
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10/30/2015 5:30:06 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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10/30/2015 5:30:24 AM PDT
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Dacula
(Southern lives matter!)
To: Lucky9teen
Early today, Lucky!! Woohoo!!!
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10/30/2015 5:30:39 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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10/30/2015 5:32:05 AM PDT
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a fool in paradise
(Will Hillary's testimony on Benghazi be under oath? Baseball players were tried for perjury.)
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10/30/2015 5:32:52 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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10/30/2015 5:34:07 AM PDT
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Robe
(Rome did not create a great empire by talking, they did it by killing all those who opposed them)
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10/30/2015 5:34:47 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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10/30/2015 5:35:29 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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10/30/2015 5:36:04 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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10/30/2015 5:36:19 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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10/30/2015 5:36:25 AM PDT
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fantail 1952
( So long, America! It's been great while it lasted.)
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10/30/2015 5:36:55 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: ShadowAce
Jeb Bush donors, after the debate
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10/30/2015 5:39:56 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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10/30/2015 5:40:14 AM PDT
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EQAndyBuzz
(Everyone to the left of those on FR are the radicals. It's our country.)
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10/30/2015 5:43:27 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
- What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
Lots of blood tests! - Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine?
Because he was having a coffin fit. - What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines. - Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?'
Cos everyone was a goblin. - Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich. - Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
A bloodhound. - What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer. - What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
Spare ribs! - Who was the most famous French skeleton?
Napoleon bone-apart. - Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.
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10/30/2015 5:43:47 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
TOP THIRTY W00T
To: Lucky9teen
I’m IN!!...for the candy.
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10/30/2015 5:44:22 AM PDT
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TADSLOS
(A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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