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Barack Obama's cousin sues Met after colleagues break wind near her desk
The Telegraph ^ | 9/23/15 | Telegraph Staff

Posted on 09/23/2015 10:47:26 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo

A British cousin of Barack Obama is suing Scotland Yard over claims colleagues made her life a misery by deliberately breaking wind near her desk.

Marie Auma, who related to the US President through her aunt, Kezia Obama, who is his Bracknell, Berkshire-based step-mother, is demanding £400,000 from the Met over claims that she was belittled and humiliated during a two year campaign of harassment.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: farts; gas; kezia; marieauma; obamabio; obamacousin
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1 posted on 09/23/2015 10:47:26 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

I fart in your general direction.


2 posted on 09/23/2015 10:48:21 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

How does she prove that claim? Maybe she that smelled it dealt it.


3 posted on 09/23/2015 10:48:49 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Sure it was in general direction?


4 posted on 09/23/2015 10:49:02 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Pretty good. How a bout a tin of fudge with a bow on top.


5 posted on 09/23/2015 10:49:23 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Buy her a candle


6 posted on 09/23/2015 10:49:47 AM PDT by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: A CA Guy

It may just be her upper lip.


7 posted on 09/23/2015 10:50:18 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Good thing it didn’t happen in church or she’d have to sit in his pew. (Get it?)


8 posted on 09/23/2015 10:50:51 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Was it her that broke the story about Volkswagon fudging their emissions results?


9 posted on 09/23/2015 10:51:44 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Hmmm... “breaks wind” -

He must have been running by REALLY fast.


10 posted on 09/23/2015 10:52:11 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: laweeks

“Confuscious say...”


11 posted on 09/23/2015 10:52:31 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (I want my country back!)
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To: cripplecreek

oh yes not dead yet....(saw Spamalot on broadway w/ original cast!)


12 posted on 09/23/2015 10:52:41 AM PDT by Uversabound (Our Military past and present: Our Highest example of Brotherhood of Man & Doing God's Will)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo
Kimchi and beer in the evening would make Marie Auma go catatonic in the morning.

5.56mm

13 posted on 09/23/2015 10:52:58 AM PDT by M Kehoe
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Who had Mexican for lunch?


14 posted on 09/23/2015 10:54:51 AM PDT by McGruff (The angry majority has awoken.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Thin skinned, just like the rest of her family.


15 posted on 09/23/2015 10:55:36 AM PDT by CodeToad (If it weren't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable!)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Dam, did something die inside you?

16 posted on 09/23/2015 10:56:59 AM PDT by McGruff (The angry majority has awoken.)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

[img src]http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7f/7f0a3cc887aaba0f5f8a9210f3cbcd97a969861fe5498e1b8c51f361e6c7981c.jpg[/img]


17 posted on 09/23/2015 10:57:25 AM PDT by TMA62 (Al Sharpton - The North Korea of race relations)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Black victimhood is universal. No matter where you are you can claim to be the victim of discrimination, and all Whiteys in the area will bow down in submission.


18 posted on 09/23/2015 10:58:11 AM PDT by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
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To: ButThreeLeftsDo

Perhaps it was just her upper lip?


19 posted on 09/23/2015 11:00:49 AM PDT by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Scentsy?


20 posted on 09/23/2015 11:01:15 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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