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  • Breeding cows that fart less could help curb global warming: new study (only 6.75 years left)

    04/24/2024 2:33:19 AM PDT · by Libloather · 29 replies
    NY Post ^ | 4/23/24 | Brooke Kato
    No need to make a stink: Controlling bovine flatulence could be key to helping curb global warming. New research suggests that breeding dairy cows to fart less — and, therefore, release less methane — could cut down on greenhouse gases. The team from Curtin University Sustainability Policy Institute in Australia combed through 27 reports, drawing conclusions about various ways to curb methane emissions in the dairy and beef sectors in the country. Food production is one of the leading causes of climate change — livestock farming accounts for about 10% of greenhouse gas emissions — with one 2020 study finding...
  • The New York Pig after Beef

    03/12/2024 10:14:40 AM PDT · by safetysign · 18 replies
    State of the Uhion ^ | 03/11/2024 | Ethan Anderson
    New York State’s Attorney General Letitia James is targeting businesses, such as the major beef producer JBS USA, for alleged environmental misrepresentations. The lawsuit accuses JBS of increasing beef production during a climate crisis and failing to adhere to environmental regulations, including driving deforestation in the Amazon. “We will cut our own emissions by 30% in 2030 and eliminate Amazon deforestation from our supply chain within five years,” James’ office stated. ames seeks penalties and criticizes JBS for misleading consumers on sustainability. “When companies falsely advertise their commitment to sustainability, they are misleading consumers and endangering our planet.” “JBS USA’s...
  • News Summary-Intelligence Report Wednesday 8/31/2022 Newsdump Holiday Week Canadian Spy Said To Have Smuggled Girls To ISIS, US COVID Shots Approval, Dutch Government, Farmers Talk Cow Gas Rules, Iran-US Nuke Deal Expected

    08/31/2022 6:59:16 PM PDT · by Nextrush · 4 replies
    Nextrush Free ^ | 8/31/2022 | Nextrush/Self
    The word tonight is that Mary Peltola the Democrat candidate in the Special Election in Alaska is declared the winner over two Republican candidates Governor Sarah Palin and Democrat turned Republican Nick Begich. The election held back on August 16th but votes received up until today were allowed to be added to the count. The Ranked Choice Voting system came into play with the final sorting of the vote putting Peltola just slightly ahead of Palin. The US Food and Drug Administration approving the new COVID shots from Moderna and Pfizer-BioNTech... Seven unvaccinated cadets disenrolled and removed from the campus...
  • Michigan Patriot has had enough…

    09/06/2021 6:41:18 PM PDT · by Trillian · 16 replies
    Citizen Free Press ^ | September 6, 2021 | Citizen Free Press
    Awesome speech, and a warning for all people who are in positions of power. Here is the link to the video.
  • Doctor says coronavirus could be spreading through farts – but experts aren’t so sure

    04/21/2020 9:29:44 AM PDT · by where's_the_Outrage? · 87 replies
    The Sun UK ^ | Aug 15, 2020 | Lucy Jones
    CORONAVIRUS could be spreading through farts, a doctor is warning. One medic claimed people may be passing the deadly disease on to others through omitting bodily gasses - however experts aren't so sure. They say the chances of catching Covid-19 through farting is "tiny" and that Covid-19 is mainly transmitted between people through droplets spread from coughing and touching or shaking hands. Australian doctor Andy Tagg pointed out that farting could cause coronavirus after analysing a series of tests take from coronavirus patients earlier this year.
  • 'Cannot happen again': Hillary Clinton blames Bernie Sanders for disunity in Democratic Party

    01/31/2020 6:21:14 PM PST · by kevcol · 86 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | January 31, 2020 | Anthony Leonardi
    Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton accused Sen. Bernie Sanders and his support network of being responsible for disunity within the Democratic Party. In a Friday podcast, Clinton called the behavior of Sanders supporters "distressing," assigning blame to them for the outcome of the 2016 election. . . . Clinton additionally categorized the first-in-the-nation caucuses in Iowa, where some polls show Sanders in the lead ahead of Monday's event, as being "undemocratic." She criticized how the caucuses limit voting to one evening, claiming it prevents Iowans with night shifts from voting.
  • Can You Run A Car On What Comes Out Of Your Butt?

    01/27/2019 6:01:57 AM PST · by a little elbow grease · 46 replies
    jalopnik.com ^ | 1/10/14 | Jason Torchinsky
    Good news, ass-havers! The answer is yes. Even better news is that the vast majority of what's likely to be expelled from your butt has potential to run a car, which is likely the best use for anything that comes out of any butt anywhere. So let's see how this ass-power works. ….... two of the most common forms of ass ejecta, flatus and feces. From these two human exhaust products, there's two primary elements that can be harvested to use to run a car: methane and hydrogen. 100ml isn't a hell of a lot— in fact, it's about 0.026...
  • How a Fart Killed 10,000 People

    11/18/2017 9:03:15 PM PST · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 56 replies
    The Daily Beast ^ | December 4, 2016 | Candida Moss
    Farting, breaking wind, cutting the cheese, or gas. The English language has numerous words for flatulence and this is even before we devolve into the subcategories that make up the genre. Whatever you call it, farting is a taboo act, but it is also a source of fascination. It’s not for nothing that there is a popular children’s book series called Fart Squad or that the preview of the most recent installment of the Alvin and the Chipmunks dynasty led with the punchline, “Sorry, pizza toots.” Today farting is something for which we perfunctorily ask forgiveness, but in the past...
  • Police: Suspect's overwhelming gas shuts down interrogation

    11/10/2017 8:44:10 PM PST · by Extremely Extreme Extremist · 57 replies
    ABC 33/40 ^ | 10 NOVEMBER 2017 | AP
    KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) — A police interrogation of a Kansas City man charged with drug and gun offenses ended prematurely when an investigator was driven from the room by the suspect's excessive flatulence. A detective reported that when asked for his address, 24-year-old Sean Sykes Jr. "leaned to one side of his chair and released a loud fart before answering."
  • Bill Nye: Global Warming Could Be Solved By Cows Genetically Engineered To Cut Less Farts

    03/30/2017 8:59:13 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 98 replies
    Daily Caller ^ | March 29, 2017 | Andrew Follett
    Global warming could be solved by genetically engineering or breeding cows to fart less Bill "The Science Guy" Nye said in an interview Tuesday. [Snip] Nye was responding to a question from a vegan on how eating meat could reduce the world's greenhouse gas emissions. [Snip] Environmentalists are very interested in reducing methane from cow farts, with some groups like Friends of the Earth pressuring public schools to switch their lunch menus away from beef to reduce emissions. The Obama administration released a methane plan in 2014 that called for reducing emissions from the dairy industry 25 percent. That meant...
  • Twitter: John Podesta Denies Bashing Hillary (Skippy Melting)

    02/16/2017 7:21:22 PM PST · by TigerClaws · 26 replies
    1 @realDonaldTrump “Podesta saying bad things about the boss” from a President who wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped him in the face 2 For the record, I never said bad things about Hillary in the emails the Russians stole to help elect him POTUS
  • Podesta: Trump 'wouldn't know the truth if it slapped him in the face'

    02/16/2017 6:44:13 PM PST · by SkyPilot · 66 replies
    Fox News ^ | 16 Feb 17 | Fox News Staff
    Former Hillary Clinton campaign chairman John Podesta fired back at President Donald Trump Thursday after Trump said Podesta "said terrible things" about Hillary Clinton in a series of hacked emails. During his press conference Thursday, Trump was asked about the difference between the release of Podesta's emails by Wikileaks during last year's election campaign and recent leaks that led to the resignation of national security adviser Michael Flynn. "In one case, you're talking about highly classified information," Trump responded. "In the other case, you're talking about John Podesta saying bad things about the boss. "I will say this," Trump added,...
  • Cow fart bill passes California Legislature

    09/13/2016 8:25:08 PM PDT · by concentric circles · 64 replies
    Cal Coast News.com ^ | September 7, 2016 | Staff
    California legislators have approved a bill targeting cow flatulence and manure, which lawmakers blame for releasing greenhouse gases. The legislation aims to reduce methane emissions related to manure to 40 percent below 2013 levels by 2030. Senator Ricardo Lara (D-Bell Gardens) authored the bill, which passed shortly before the end of the legislative session. Lara agreed to a compromise that will give dairy farms more time to comply with the new regulations. Critics have expressed concerns the new regulations will result in an increase in the price of milk from California cows. Proponents of the bill say methane emissions have...
  • Why We Need a Better Way to Measure Farts

    04/03/2016 8:33:34 AM PDT · by Covenantor · 45 replies
    BBC ^ | 1April 2016 | David Robson
    Excerpt:I hate to say it, but doctors have something of a flatulence problem: at the moment, they know embarrassingly little about the bubbles brewing in your bowels. “What comes out of the backside only tells us about the last 20cm of the gut,” says Peter Gibson at Monash University in Victoria, Australia....Gibson wants to know what’s happening in the previous 130cm of the digestive tract, leading up to that final explosion.... Digestion depends on the subtle interactions between your genes, diet, metabolism, and the myriad micro-organisms inhabiting your body, each of which may leave its signature in gaseous by-products. A...
  • Oregano will cut cows’ wind and climate change

    02/16/2016 5:33:02 AM PST · by Oldeconomybuyer · 35 replies
    Mail & Guardian ^ | February 16, 2016 | by Sipho Kings
    Famous for complementing Mediterranean and Mexican cooking, the herb could now be a key ingredient in lowering global greenhouse gas emissions. Cows' farts have long been recognised as a contributor to climate change. Their digestion creates methane as a by-product and that methane is 25 times more effective than carbon dioxide at trapping heat in the atmosphere, although it only remains for a decade. Scientists and farmers have consequently been experimenting on ways of reducing those emissions. Adding fat or nitrate to animal feed - or feeding cows and other livestock better quality food - has been shown to help....
  • Cops: Flatulent DUI suspect blamed it on 'pork and mashed potatoes'

    01/25/2016 6:24:43 AM PST · by simpson96 · 5 replies
    Chicago Sun-Times ^ | Jan. 25, 2016 | Chad Merda
    Something stunk in Pennsylvania and it wasn't just the DUI charge Berwick police gave 52-year-old Flores Rivera. According to an affidavit obtained by the Press Enterprise, police say Rivera became uncooperative with them while they were explaining the field sobriety tests they wanted him to perform."I explained to Flores that it was important to pay attention so that he completely understands the exercise," the affidavit states.It turns out that Flores was allegedly busy working on a much more pressing matter."Flores Rivera then farted and stated, 'that's for you,' and started smelling the air, saying, 'that's what pork and mashed potatoes...
  • ... ancient and historic megaherbivore extirpations on the global methane budget

    12/16/2015 9:29:45 AM PST · by fishtank · 9 replies
    Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences ^ | accepted for publication August 25, 2015 | Felisa A. Smith, et al
    Exploring the influence of ancient and historic megaherbivore extirpations on the global methane budget Felisa A. Smith a,1, John I. Hammonda , Meghan A. Balka , Scott M. Elliottb , S. Kathleen Lyonsc , Melissa I. Pardia , Catalina P. Toméa , Peter J. Wagnerc , and Marie L. Westovera a Department of Biology, University of New Mexico, Albuquerque, NM 87131; b Climate, Ocean, Sea Ice Modeling, Los Alamos National Laboratory, Los Alamos, NM 87545; and c Department of Paleobiology, National Museum of Natural History, Smithsonian Institution, Washington, DC 20013 Edited by Christopher E Doughty, University of Oxford, Oxford, United...
  • Austinites turn out in droves for anti-gun 'mass farting' protest

    12/13/2015 6:38:17 AM PST · by Caipirabob · 45 replies
    CT Post ^ | December 12, 2015 | Lauren McGaughy
    AUSTIN - Pro-gun demonstrators staging a mock mass shooting near the University of Texas at Austin on Saturday were overwhelmed in number and ferocity by a large group of counter-protesters wielding dildos and machines that generated fart sounds. "This isn't about guns necessarily. This is about scaring our community. This is about a choice between fear and a little bit of good humor," Andrew Dobbs, a UT alumnus who organized the "mass farting" counter-protest, told the crowd. "We are in a scary time right now and lots of scary things are happening, and some people want us to be more...
  • Barack Obama's cousin sues Met after colleagues break wind near her desk

    09/23/2015 10:47:26 AM PDT · by ButThreeLeftsDo · 49 replies
    The Telegraph ^ | 9/23/15 | Telegraph Staff
    A British cousin of Barack Obama is suing Scotland Yard over claims colleagues made her life a misery by deliberately breaking wind near her desk. Marie Auma, who related to the US President through her aunt, Kezia Obama, who is his Bracknell, Berkshire-based step-mother, is demanding £400,000 from the Met over claims that she was belittled and humiliated during a two year campaign of harassment.
  • Hormonal treatment for cows could reduce global warming

    06/11/2015 5:49:13 AM PDT · by Oldeconomybuyer · 16 replies
    Phys.Org - Science X Network ^ | June 11, 2015 | by Lindsay Brooke
    New research carried out by The University of Nottingham suggests targeted use of hormone treatments could make the dairy industry more efficient and sustainable in addition to cutting greenhouse gas emissions. Dr Archer and his team carried out a computer simulation of individual cows from 10,000 dairy herds (more than in the UK); to compare traditional reproductive management with what could happen if specific routine hormone treatment programmes were adopted. Dr Archer said: "The results varied between herds, but for an 'average' UK herd, there would be a reduction in methane emissions equivalent to the global warming potential of two...