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Michelle Obama to remodel-rename historical Lincoln bedroom as ‘Obama suite’ (satire)
http://www.washingtonstarnews.com ^

Posted on 08/20/2015 8:05:46 PM PDT by Lucky9teen

As Barack Obama’s Presidential run comes to an end Michelle has plans to gut, remodel and rename the historical Lincoln Bedroom to “The Obama Suite” in a bid to create a lasting legacy for her husbands Presidential Tenure.

Future Obama Suite that will replace the Lincoln Bedroom

Future Obama Suite that will replace the Lincoln Bedroom




Three contractors Have placed a bid on Michelle Obama’s plan. One is from Chicago, another is from the District of Columbia, and the third is from Mexico. All three have gone to the White House to examine the room and blue prints.

The D.C. contractor took out a tape measure and did some measuring, then worked some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he said, “I figure the job will run about $900. $400 for materials, $400 for my crew, and $100 profit for me.”

The Mexican contractor also did some measuring and figuring, then said, “I can do this job for $400. $300 for materials, $25 for my crew, and $75 profit for me.”

The Chicago contractor didn’t even measure or figure, instead leaned over to the First Lady and whispered, “$2,400.” Mrs. Obama didn’t even flinch when she asked, “You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?” The Chicago contractor whispers back, “$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Mexico to do the work.” “Done!” replied Michelle as she wrote a check paying for the job with taxpayer money.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bedroom; lincoln; obama; satire
tee hee
1 posted on 08/20/2015 8:05:46 PM PDT by Lucky9teen
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2 posted on 08/20/2015 8:19:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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3 posted on 08/20/2015 8:39:32 PM PDT by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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To: Lucky9teen

HA!


4 posted on 08/20/2015 8:46:04 PM PDT by bitt (If Obama is really worried about “the children”, he should be bombing planned parenthood.)
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Obama Refers to His Wife as "Michael"

#44.


5 posted on 08/21/2015 5:02:32 AM PDT by SkyPilot ("I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." John 14:6)
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To: Lucky9teen

Where is the Obama Collection - the rubber ‘marital aids’ that represent what he’s done with his various boyfriends and TO the American people, nation, and constitution.


6 posted on 08/21/2015 12:52:31 PM PDT by Jack Hammer
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