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A Modest Proposal: The Thread Hijack Drinking Game [vanity]
Still me. | Today | Me

Posted on 07/31/2015 11:49:41 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows

The time has come to take action against thread hijackers.

Let me begin with an example of thread hijacking:

Like most Freepers, I am pro-life. Abortion and and euthanasia appall me, and marketing the results even more so. I support candidates who oppose the culture of death, and cheer when it is thwarted.

I also do not find it necessary to mention these facts on EVERY. FREAKING. THREAD.

There is a certain type of Freeper, though, who has no such restraint. For these zealots, any thread that deviates from the pro-life cause, no matter how trivially, is a heresy that must be immediately suppressed.

You are shocked by cruelty to animals? I guess that means you couldn't care less about the cruelty of THE MILLIONS OF CHILDREN ABORTED EVERY YEAR!!!!!

You lost a beloved pet? Why can't you mourn THE THOUSANDS OF ABORTED BABIES WHO DIED THE SAME DAY?!!!!

Your car shredded its transmission and you're looking at thousands of dollars in repairs? Why aren't you thinking about THE BABIES WHO WILL NEVER GROW UP TO BE AUTO MECHANICS BECAUSE THEY WERE ABORTED?!!!!

(OK, maybe I made that last one up.)

Arguing with these people is pointless. It's the same principle as wrestling with a pig - you just get muddy and the pig enjoys it. Similarly, trying to convince them that they are being rude is a waste of time - THE CAUSE is far more important little things like courtesy and respect.

So, what can we do about it?

We can get drunk.

I hereby propose The Thread Hijack Drinking Game. The rules are simple: When a poster tries to hijack an unrelated thread to his or her pet cause, you 1) reply to the hijack attempt by quoting the text in question, followed by the word "DRINK!", and 2) Take a drink (or any volume) of your favorite beverage (alcoholic or non-alcoholic). Moderation is suggested on animal cruelty threads to avoid alcohol poisoning.

This game will not, I admit, solve the thread hijacking problem. But after a certain number of attempts we will no longer care.

And if anyone is offended by my little proposal, I can only say...

DRINK!


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: allin; drink; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; napl; penguinhumor; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: ArGee

If I knew where to get a Mac for what I can afford to pay (monthly) I would have done it by now.


1,901 posted on 08/28/2015 2:18:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome to Moose Manor: Home of the incurably horny.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; DJ MacWoW; NoCmpromiz; NicknamedBob; null and void; moose07; Gefn; ...

A Giles G-202 has crashed over at Stewart Int’l Airport, pilot confirmed dead.
It is a small aerobatic aircraft.
I hope it is not the one I’ve been watching from the side yard for the past couple weeks.


1,902 posted on 08/28/2015 2:37:56 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Covenantor
"Intersect, 0° longitude 0° latitude."

Hey! ... There's nothing there!

1,903 posted on 08/28/2015 2:42:09 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: Darksheare

Ohmy. I hate news like that.


1,904 posted on 08/28/2015 2:48:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome to Moose Manor: Home of the incurably horny.)
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To: Darksheare
Plane practicing for Stewart air show crashes killing pilot
1,905 posted on 08/28/2015 2:50:45 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: DJ MacWoW; Darksheare

Prayers up for all...


1,906 posted on 08/28/2015 2:53:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome to Moose Manor: Home of the incurably horny.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Yikes.
Shed the rudder.


1,907 posted on 08/28/2015 3:03:53 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Yup. I’m wondering if he checked the plane over before flying.


1,908 posted on 08/28/2015 3:09:10 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: Monkey Face

This has been a long enough day for me. I’m heading for bed, in case anyone asks...


1,909 posted on 08/28/2015 3:31:16 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Welcome to Moose Manor: Home of the incurably horny.)
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To: DJ MacWoW

Carbon fiber composite aircraft, problem could be hidden and undetectable via usual methods.


1,910 posted on 08/28/2015 3:31:35 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Covenantor

Well, at 90°N everything goes South..


1,911 posted on 08/28/2015 3:46:57 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
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To: Darksheare
That does make you have to question the long term integrity of the latest Boeing and Airbus offerings.
Those things are full of composite components.
Other thoughts are not for this forum....ahem.
1,912 posted on 08/28/2015 3:55:04 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: Monkey Face

Sleep well , ‘Face. :)


1,913 posted on 08/28/2015 3:57:00 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

Yeah.
I wonder about “composite breakdown” and repeat stress, plus if any undetected bubbles in the bonding agent exist..


1,914 posted on 08/28/2015 4:00:45 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Darksheare

Vac bagging also removes large quantities of the bonding agent from the structure.
So any latent strength against stratification of the laminate and as you say ‘bubbles’ in the remaining resin ,is gone.
Come back Aluminium all is forgiven.


1,915 posted on 08/28/2015 4:13:37 PM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah)
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To: moose07

And even better, if they went with titanium, they can’t use any ground crew tools containing nickel as it corrodes the structure.


1,916 posted on 08/28/2015 4:28:25 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee
"In other news, for some reason, since I installed the new router, I can’t get the printer to work."

Is this, by any chance, a wireless printer?

With a new router, your printer will need a new route.

An easy way to deal with the problem might be to simply wire it. Just plug it in to a USB port or something.

Of course, if you want to do things the hard way, you could reinstall the printer hardware or run the installation wizard.

1,917 posted on 08/28/2015 5:30:31 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob

I saw this story on Facebook and I copied it.

Stompin’ Mud Puddles

Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. Clifford would shout, “When I die, I’ll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life ol’ woman!!”
Neighbors feared him. Old Clifford liked the fact that he was feared.
He died at the ripe old age of 98.
After the burial, Daisy May’s neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”
She replied, “LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN...AND I KNOW HE WON’T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS.”
.
(Heheheh..that’ll learn him.)

And Pasted,


1,918 posted on 08/28/2015 5:35:41 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Silence is golden , duct tape is silver. El silencio es oro, cinta del conducto es de plata.)
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To: ThomasThomas

Clifford just might succeed; he’s getting warmer ...


1,919 posted on 08/28/2015 5:55:12 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("Australia: Every animal is one of three types: Dangerous, Poisonous, or sheep." Rorschach's Blot)
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To: NicknamedBob

1,920 posted on 08/28/2015 7:53:37 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (Silence is golden , duct tape is silver. El silencio es oro, cinta del conducto es de plata.)
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