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81-year-old Connecticut man accused of performing sex act with shrubbery
AP wkbn.com ^ | 7/29/2015 | AP

Posted on 07/29/2015 12:12:07 PM PDT by GoneSalt

An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery. Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg’s home. Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house. Berg was charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and is due in Superior Court on Aug. 5. He did not immediately return a phone call Wednesday from the Associated Press seeking comment.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Connecticut
KEYWORDS: bush; napl
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To: Salamander

You got me there!


41 posted on 07/29/2015 12:22:38 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: GoneSalt

He was probably websurfing, stumbled upon a ten year old Democrat Underground post that said “F-— Bush” and took it too literally.


42 posted on 07/29/2015 12:22:42 PM PDT by NJRighty ("It's sick out there and getting sicker" - Bob Grant)
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To: tophat9000

Especially since “Brazilian” is the new thing...

/running away


43 posted on 07/29/2015 12:23:01 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Classic!


44 posted on 07/29/2015 12:23:20 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: GoneSalt

vegetarian oral sex?


45 posted on 07/29/2015 12:23:41 PM PDT by tophat9000 (SCOTUS=News peak)
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To: left that other site

LOL You didn’t stop to smell the...............?


46 posted on 07/29/2015 12:23:54 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: left that other site

I bet this thread will have a very short lifespan.

Far too fertile ground for some really prickly jokes.

:)


47 posted on 07/29/2015 12:24:52 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: Dr. Ursus

Knotty, Knotty!


48 posted on 07/29/2015 12:24:56 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site

TAP!...Into SHRUBBERY!


49 posted on 07/29/2015 12:24:59 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: P-Marlowe
IB4MPHG REFERENCES.

Too late.

50 posted on 07/29/2015 12:25:18 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Cis-American)
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To: Norm Lenhart

Cucumbers and airports do not mix.


51 posted on 07/29/2015 12:25:51 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: Salamander

Indeed.

ooops...look at the time! Gotta go to work.

Seriesly.


52 posted on 07/29/2015 12:25:54 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Salamander

We want a shrubbery!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69iB-xy0u4A


53 posted on 07/29/2015 12:26:03 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Salamander

I’d post the lyrics for Lumberjack by Jacky. but that would get us all banned ;)


54 posted on 07/29/2015 12:26:31 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Edit - Jackyl


55 posted on 07/29/2015 12:27:05 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

Discrediting the possibilities of a deep meaningful loving relationship between humans and vegetation is speciesist!


56 posted on 07/29/2015 12:27:51 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: GoneSalt

I use to be able to get a woody all the time.


57 posted on 07/29/2015 12:28:02 PM PDT by McGruff (Eat a snickers...)
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To: GoneSalt
Some times a knothole looks so dam sexy...you just cant help yourself.. right grampa?
58 posted on 07/29/2015 12:28:31 PM PDT by tophat9000 (SCOTUS=News peak)
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To: left that other site

Well if you’re Woody Allen (snicker) toy can make love to a large rye bread...


59 posted on 07/29/2015 12:28:54 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: Norm Lenhart

God the typos today...toy=you


60 posted on 07/29/2015 12:29:49 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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