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81-year-old Connecticut man accused of performing sex act with shrubbery
AP wkbn.com ^ | 7/29/2015 | AP

Posted on 07/29/2015 12:12:07 PM PDT by GoneSalt

An 81-year-old Stratford man has been charged with public indecency, accused of performing a sex act with some shrubbery. Police tell the Connecticut Post they arrested Wallace Berg Monday after a neighbor showed them a video he took of a naked Berg in the bushes outside Berg’s home. Police say the neighbor told them he confronted Berg who then stopped the indecent behavior, covered himself with a grill cover, apologized and went into his house. Berg was charged with public indecency and second-degree breach of peace. He was released after posting a $10,000 bond and is due in Superior Court on Aug. 5. He did not immediately return a phone call Wednesday from the Associated Press seeking comment.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; US: Connecticut
KEYWORDS: bush; napl
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To: GoneSalt

OK I’ll say it.

WHO AMONG US....


21 posted on 07/29/2015 12:17:30 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: GoneSalt

A Bird in the Hand....


22 posted on 07/29/2015 12:17:49 PM PDT by lee martell (The sag)
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To: ImJustAnotherOkie

Yep, was looking for the “prick” reference.


23 posted on 07/29/2015 12:18:06 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: left that other site; Salamander
Services are required?


24 posted on 07/29/2015 12:18:10 PM PDT by shibumi ("Cover it with gas and set it on fire.")
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To: GoneSalt

Maybe he was just taking a pi$$ after waking up while sleeping nude. Maybe his inside loo wasn’t working. Almost any senior male knows the desperate need to pee.


25 posted on 07/29/2015 12:18:24 PM PDT by expat2
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To: meatloaf

LOL.


26 posted on 07/29/2015 12:18:29 PM PDT by onyx (PLEASE Support FR - GO MONTHLY - Join CLUB 300 - God bless FR's Donors!)
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To: left that other site

LOL!

GMTA.

:)


27 posted on 07/29/2015 12:18:31 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: GoneSalt

Does that work?

Not that I need to know, its just... nevermind.


28 posted on 07/29/2015 12:19:06 PM PDT by envisio (I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
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To: shibumi

LOL


29 posted on 07/29/2015 12:19:25 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: Old Sarge

THIS is why Trump wants illegals sent back.

More options for date night ;)


30 posted on 07/29/2015 12:19:33 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: left that other site

What took you so long?


31 posted on 07/29/2015 12:20:30 PM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Norm Lenhart

Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood...


32 posted on 07/29/2015 12:20:33 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: Salamander; shibumi

hehehe.

You silly Freepish persons!


33 posted on 07/29/2015 12:20:40 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Dr. Ursus

Had to make my way through all the Shrubbery.


34 posted on 07/29/2015 12:21:11 PM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Salamander

Thank you.


35 posted on 07/29/2015 12:21:24 PM PDT by NorthMountain ("The time has come", the Walrus said, "to talk of many things")
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To: Dr. Ursus; left that other site

It was all that there fancy HTMLin’ what done it.

;D


36 posted on 07/29/2015 12:21:32 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: GoneSalt

Having sex with a bush is kind of old school...


37 posted on 07/29/2015 12:21:42 PM PDT by tophat9000 (SCOTUS=News peak)
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To: left that other site

*sniff*

I smell of elderberries.


38 posted on 07/29/2015 12:21:59 PM PDT by Salamander (We're ALL Dixie, now.)
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To: BigEdLB

Yep he will get scratches and rashes in some odd places.

He’s having a sex act with vegetation? In his twisted mind he may think a plant gave him VD.


39 posted on 07/29/2015 12:22:05 PM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Salamander

I’m thinking more “Spinal Tap” - Sex Farm.

PLOWING through the bean Feirld
GETTIN’ Out my Pitchfork
Pokin your hay
Sex Farm Woman, I’m gonna mow you down


40 posted on 07/29/2015 12:22:27 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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