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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

 

We are living in the Twilight Zone with news stories like these...

White House: Despite Order, Venezuela Not a National Security Threat to U.S.

U.S. Expects to Remove Cuba from Terrorist List Ahead of Panama Summit

Jeb Bush Identified Himself as "Hispanic" on Voter Form

Obama: Ban Parents from Having Children Counseled Not to be ‘LGBTQ+’

 

 

 


A massive power outage in Washington, D.C., today affected a number of federal buildings, including the White House. When asked when they could restore power to the White House, officials said, "2016?" ~ Fallon

A new survey found that a growing number of millennials want to work from home and get more time off. They would have said more, but they had to pick up their gold star for participating in that survey.  ~ Fallon

The top 15 contenders for the Republican nomination own at least 40 guns among them. If we elect a Republican president no one is hopping over the White House fence ever again. ~ Conan

A new poll in Cuba shows that President Obama is more popular than Fidel Castro. Then again, so is putting your whole family on a raft in the middle of the night. ~ Seth Meyers 

Jeb Bush is facing criticism after it was just revealed that he checked off his race as "Hispanic" on a voter registration form back in 2009. When asked if he regrets it now, Bush said, "Si.” ~ Fallon


 



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ofst; queer; silliness; twilightzone
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Watch kids scream, while Obama reads to them, and then laughs at them while they are attacked by bees


1 posted on 04/10/2015 5:39:24 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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Woohoo!! IBTP!!!!


2 posted on 04/10/2015 5:40:06 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Lucky9teen

TOP 5!!


3 posted on 04/10/2015 5:40:54 AM PDT by TADSLOS (A Ted Cruz Happy Warrior! GO TED!)
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To: Lucky9teen

In b4 10


4 posted on 04/10/2015 5:41:12 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Lucky9teen

In before 10!


5 posted on 04/10/2015 5:43:09 AM PDT by ConservativeChris (I feel like Marvin Boggs!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Top ten!


6 posted on 04/10/2015 5:43:22 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim ("Your apathy is their power." - Sarah Palin Jul 19, 2014)
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To: Lucky9teen
TOP TEN!!!!!
7 posted on 04/10/2015 5:43:55 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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To: Lucky9teen

In b4 the ping


8 posted on 04/10/2015 5:44:25 AM PDT by scott0347 (Commander of the 0347th Lancer Brigade, Operator of the Immaculate Steamroller)
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To: Lucky9teen
A great Masters Weekend to All!
9 posted on 04/10/2015 5:44:36 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Let us now try liberty)
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To: Lucky9teen

Morning, Top Ten it seems!


10 posted on 04/10/2015 5:45:12 AM PDT by Disambiguator
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To: Lucky9teen

11 posted on 04/10/2015 5:45:32 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

12 posted on 04/10/2015 5:47:12 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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13 posted on 04/10/2015 5:47:57 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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14 posted on 04/10/2015 5:48:29 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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15 posted on 04/10/2015 5:51:18 AM PDT by Heartlander (Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse OÂ’Leary)
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TOP 20!!


16 posted on 04/10/2015 5:57:26 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is...sounding pretty good about now.)
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Moving on up from Occupy Wall Street to Occupy State Department.
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17 posted on 04/10/2015 5:57:42 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
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To: Lucky9teen

Good Morning!


18 posted on 04/10/2015 5:57:53 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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19 posted on 04/10/2015 6:04:32 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
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I went to the “Y” yesterday. I got caught peeing in the pool. Damned Lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I almost fell in.


20 posted on 04/10/2015 6:05:56 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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