The Gov says to stock up, but then mocks those who do.
Ask Bruce.
Skip all that.
I’m going medieval... “Get the Gimp...”
so this is the responses LOL
Buy handcuffs and a stun gun
look that maybe how libs meet their ‘life partners’ but i can assure you all zombies dont care about ‘50 shades of gray’ handcuffs and stun guns. no here is what you need, pistols and lots of ammo, shotguns and lots of ammo, mid range rifle (ar,ak) and lots of ammo, and long range 3.06 or 3.08 and lots of ammo IMHO. a group who know their weapons and know survival techniques. also emphasis for lots of ammo, and food and clean water. for super close range get your katana, blade weapons, spears and a good crossbow for quiet work. emphasis on lots of ammo. the films or rather i should say to us zombie heads call them, the DOCUMENTARIES, tell you all you need to know...and i quote loosely from the 2004 remake of the dawn of the dead documentary..i have 20 of these pussy 9mm rounds and 17 of the glorious .357 rounds. personally i think anything is better that nothing
Stock up on supplies
yes always a good idea
Wait for the government to find a cure
BAWHAHAHHAHA er, no, but good luck with that. they are dead...no cure for that. its a virus, no cure for that...go ask the common cold how the govt is getting on with that, what obamacare will sort it out. hahahahahaha
Buy a protective suit
okayyyyy, just make sure its interwoven with kevlar or bite proof threads
Isolate your family somewhere safe
yes because libs who have lived in a city where their idea of a nightmare is lining up for double decaf frappichino will know what to do in the countryside. i would guess they last 1 to 2 nights tops and my best guess is they die of exposure and reanimate causing more issues. do people have any fricken idea how difficult it is to survive outdoors for any period of time. also if 300 million people move to the countrside, it wont be sparse for long and its like creating a huge snack and buffet table for zombies, dragging them out of the cities.
and spare me the guns are loud excuse. if you have to use weapons you are in the crapper anyways you need to blow a hole to escape. leading me to the vehicles you need...but thats another thread....
If the zombies move like fat 3rd graders, all I need is a bicycle, and I’ll be living like a king.
WWZ zombies on the other hand are going to require some sizable ammo stocks and taking an island somewhere.
And of course, plan on the government telling you that zombies pose no threat and that the ones biting people are perverting zombyism, and aren’t true zombies. Then they’ll register them to vote.
I would just love to see a zombie apocalypse if only to see everyone trashing small towns and the whole concept of small town America being forced to take back every single word they said on the subject.
That's a lousy SHTF plan.
Bookmarking for ZPL
No double tap and cardio?! I’ve been preparing all wrong.
Nobody quite wants to say what is actually being prepared for, but everybody knows some form of it is coming.
“The best way to survive is actually to run for country areas...”
You and eighteen million others.
Good luck with that.
In any such situation, the living would be just as dangerous as the dead.
Best Insttuctions:
1. Stand in a relaxed, comfortable position.
2. Take a deep breath.
3. Bend over at the waist.
4. Kiss your *ss good-bye.
