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To: Slings and Arrows

so this is the responses LOL

Buy handcuffs and a stun gun
look that maybe how libs meet their ‘life partners’ but i can assure you all zombies dont care about ‘50 shades of gray’ handcuffs and stun guns. no here is what you need, pistols and lots of ammo, shotguns and lots of ammo, mid range rifle (ar,ak) and lots of ammo, and long range 3.06 or 3.08 and lots of ammo IMHO. a group who know their weapons and know survival techniques. also emphasis for lots of ammo, and food and clean water. for super close range get your katana, blade weapons, spears and a good crossbow for quiet work. emphasis on lots of ammo. the films or rather i should say to us zombie heads call them, the DOCUMENTARIES, tell you all you need to know...and i quote loosely from the 2004 remake of the dawn of the dead documentary..i have 20 of these pussy 9mm rounds and 17 of the glorious .357 rounds. personally i think anything is better that nothing

Stock up on supplies
yes always a good idea

Wait for the government to find a cure
BAWHAHAHHAHA er, no, but good luck with that. they are dead...no cure for that. its a virus, no cure for that...go ask the common cold how the govt is getting on with that, what obamacare will sort it out. hahahahahaha

Buy a protective suit
okayyyyy, just make sure its interwoven with kevlar or bite proof threads

Isolate your family somewhere safe
yes because libs who have lived in a city where their idea of a nightmare is lining up for double decaf frappichino will know what to do in the countryside. i would guess they last 1 to 2 nights tops and my best guess is they die of exposure and reanimate causing more issues. do people have any fricken idea how difficult it is to survive outdoors for any period of time. also if 300 million people move to the countrside, it wont be sparse for long and its like creating a huge snack and buffet table for zombies, dragging them out of the cities.

and spare me the guns are loud excuse. if you have to use weapons you are in the crapper anyways you need to blow a hole to escape. leading me to the vehicles you need...but thats another thread....


17 posted on 02/26/2015 1:59:50 AM PST by Irishguy
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To: Irishguy
They also ignored an important issue.
20 posted on 02/26/2015 2:12:49 AM PST by Slings and Arrows ("Ragnarok" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L5nD7-qsEw)
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To: Irishguy

“... zombies don’t care about 50 shades of grey handcuffs and stun guns..”

You owe me a new computer screen, Irishguy. Dang...


31 posted on 02/26/2015 4:57:31 AM PST by momtothree
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To: Irishguy
"Hunker down" "Obey the curfew" "Wait for the government solution"

They say these tips will help in a terrorist situation as well.

How'd that go in Boston?


33 posted on 02/26/2015 5:00:38 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: Irishguy; Slings and Arrows
Wait for the government to find a cure.

Death cures everything.

49 posted on 02/26/2015 10:41:06 AM PST by LucyT
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