You didn't know that Helen Thomas had a sister, did you?
Posted on 02/06/2015 2:24:33 PM PST by C19fan
Fans of Fifty Shades Of Grey, you've been warned: leave those whips and riding crops at home on your way to the movies next week. AMC, Regal Entertainment and Cinemark have banned movie goers from bringing naughty props to the cinema in anticipation of the hotly awaited world premiere of Fifty Shades Of Grey. The film adaptation of EL James' steamy best-selling erotic romance starring Jamie Dornan as Christian Grey and Dakota Johnson as Anastasia Steele hits the big screen on Valentine’s Day, February 14.
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More like Rocky Horror.
Lowest of the low class publicity stunt.
Excellent reference. I forget all about that.
better off just staying at home
Oh, good grief.
Well we snicker and snort, but it is sad.
Looking forward to seeing at the movie theater middle aged and older women dress up as submissives.
I’d be happy just to see that at home...
What about BOB’s?
Based on the type of ugly manly looking things that would go to see that mommy-porn, I suspect a lot of vibrations might be going on in that theater.
~shudder~
Well, maybe Rocky Horror is playing next door so they won’t mind if I bring my rice, toast, water gun, newspaper.....
ugh
We are really living in a cesspool.
You didn't know that Helen Thomas had a sister, did you?
Aaaaaarrrrrrggggghhhh!
I felt greasy just watching the trailer in the theater the other day.
I SAY SUE!!!! Clearly the theaters’ Management are Dominatrixphobes!
Courtesy of California, the land of fruits and nuts.
My recollection is that Nancy attended some fetish group's event in California and that is where this photo came from. She was reported to have left the event before the public urination. How these people were able to attain the top seats of power in this country without public outrage, I'll never know.
That is SOOOOO wrong!
Mrs. Claus would never...
If you want a hot movie, watch The Big Easy, The End of the Affair, or The English Patient. Even Basic Instinct looks infinitely more interesting than what appears to be a higher budget Lifetime movie with some PG-13 bondage.
Speaking of Lifetime movies, I was amused by this plot of every Lifetime Original Movie ever listing:
In the comments there's a link to TvTropes's Lifetime Movie of the Week.
- A strong and ravenously independent (yet still somehow vulnerable and naive) woman meets a handsome and wealthy man who she makes very clear she does not need in order to feel complete.
- They have a fairy tale romance.
- She doesn’t really want to marry him, but does anyway, because hell, why not.
- Despite the fact that she now lives in a palace with her new husband and wants for absolutely nothing while having the hottest sex you can have offscreen of a TV-14 production, Wifey is not content. Somehow this is her husband’s fault.
- Since she’s quit her job (for whatever reason) Wifey fills her days obsessing about her husband’s dark, mysterious past. (Variant: it’s her step-daughter’s dark, mysterious past.)
- Wifey does some research and turns up a string of dead ex-wives dating back to antiquity. This manifests as a montage of either internet research or newspaper archives, depending on how old the re-run is.
- Wifey finally turns up the answer, too horrible to bear, but doesn’t leave because why bother.
- She gets trapped in her giant, decadent house with her husband, who now knows she knows, so now she has to die like all the rest.
- The power goes out.
- DEUS EX MACHINA
- Wifey (now Widowey) summarizes the entire movie to her close friend and/or therapist, declaring that “everything will be alright now”.
- Dramatic musical crescendo aaaaaaaaaaand roll credits!
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