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Left Shark was the real Super Bowl MVP (The comments are worth the price of admission)
SBnation.com ^
| 2/2/2015
| Rodger Sherman
Posted on 02/02/2015 9:32:23 AM PST by raybbr
Right Shark had crisp, coordinated moves. Left Shark is drunk:
Left Shark failed out of choreography school. Left Shark fell asleep during the meeting where the moves were planned out, but nobody noticed (sharks sleep with their eyes open and remain mobile while asleep) and nodded his head when the dance instructor asked if he knew what he was doing. Left Shark only got this gig after threatening to bite the person in charge of casting.
But despite all his failings, Left Shark continued to fight. And that's beautiful.
The New England Patriots may have won the Super Bowl, but Left Shark is the true champion.
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posted on
02/02/2015 9:32:23 AM PST
by
raybbr
To: raybbr
You’re gonna need a bigger boat.
2
posted on
02/02/2015 9:33:52 AM PST
by
230FMJ
(...from my cold, dead, fingers.)
To: raybbr
The left shark was Obama’s daughter. She was entitled to be there.
To: raybbr
4
posted on
02/02/2015 9:38:32 AM PST
by
struggle
To: ImJustAnotherOkie
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posted on
02/02/2015 9:41:06 AM PST
by
raybbr
(Obamacare needs a death panel.)
To: raybbr
Pete Carroll called Left Shark's dance moves.
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posted on
02/02/2015 9:41:11 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Darth Obama on 529 plans: I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.)
To: raybbr
That’s a perfect Lefty, Liberal, Media conclusion headline. . . Left Shark was drunk, uncoordinated, and didn’t pay attention in dancing class, but because Left Shark deigned to show up, Left Shark was the MVP. . .
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posted on
02/02/2015 9:42:16 AM PST
by
Swordmaker
(This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users contnue...)
To: raybbr
To: raybbr
Superbowl Jumps the Sharks
let us call him Jumps... Jumps The Shark
9
posted on
02/02/2015 9:52:11 AM PST
by
GeronL
To: raybbr
Forget deflategate, Left Shark should be investigated immediately...
10
posted on
02/02/2015 9:57:49 AM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: GeronL
I noticed Left Shark. I wondered if anybody else did. Apparently I was not a lone.................
11
posted on
02/02/2015 10:02:08 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: raybbr
Left shark is Taylor Swift. It was the only interception of a 1-yard pass in the NFL all season. by denggoy1 on Feb 2, 2015 | 8:22 AM reply
LOL!!...............
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posted on
02/02/2015 10:09:01 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: raybbr
Actually nodded off for a few seconds during this part. Now I know why.
To: Red Badger
I bet Right Shark noticed, they might even start dating.
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posted on
02/02/2015 10:10:40 AM PST
by
GeronL
To: raybbr
Left shark seemed a little deflated.
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posted on
02/02/2015 10:12:58 AM PST
by
TigersEye
(ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
To: null and void
You ever try to do coreographed dance moves in the middle of a sharknado?
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posted on
02/02/2015 10:13:34 AM PST
by
a fool in paradise
(Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
To: GeronL
I bet nobody was watching Katy.
Everyone was watching Left Shark.....................
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posted on
02/02/2015 10:16:58 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
To: GeronL
At that particular moment, I was noticing that she was singing about her skintight jeans, and even rubbed her leg, and wondered if she even knew which outfit she was wearing.
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posted on
02/02/2015 10:18:43 AM PST
by
Tanniker Smith
(Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
To: raybbr
The question is, will left shark be invited to this year’s shark week on the discovery channel?
To: Red Badger
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posted on
02/02/2015 10:20:30 AM PST
by
GeronL
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