Not fond of the French. Not fond of monkeys. But, damn, I miss the days when the world wasn't such a bunch of wusses.
OMG - who in the world takes a MONKEY to a bank? People have lost their minds.
Haterz are everywhere now. It’s not an illegal monkey it’s an undocumented monkey. A Dreamer monkey!
First, we need the FDIC to make a new regulation that prevents monkey entry into a insured bank.
Second, we need Treasury Department regulation to create a no-monkey zone within each US bank.
Third, we need state laws created to keep monkeys limited to bank parking lots only.
Fourth, we need a 600-page law drafted by congress to determine which monkeys are Ok and which are deemed non-Ok.
Fifth, we need an executive order to limit monkeys to only one per bank, with extra monkeys to stay at the outer door until the monkey ratio has gone back down to zero, then allow entry.
We can regulate this....if we just use our awesome powers.
An illegal monkey? I guess deportation would be too much to ask. On second thought, he’s probably smarter than a lot of fence-jumpers. Let him stay.
You should always leave your monkey in the trunk of the car when you go to the bank.
I have no idea why anyone would want a monkey.
They carry a form of herpes that is often lethal to humans. It causes minimal symptoms in monkeys.
I wouldn’t have monkeys around, given the risk.
Not fond of the French. Not fond of monkeys. But, damn, I miss the days when the world wasn't such a bunch of wusses.
“I thought you said your minkey did not bite!”
“Zat is not my monkey!”
Probably trying to open an account for the monkey - after all, in today’s world, monkeys have rights too.
A goat, a monkey, and a midget walk into a bank...
“If I had a son...” - Barak Husain Obama
It was a racist macaque.