First, we need the FDIC to make a new regulation that prevents monkey entry into a insured bank.
Second, we need Treasury Department regulation to create a no-monkey zone within each US bank.
Third, we need state laws created to keep monkeys limited to bank parking lots only.
Fourth, we need a 600-page law drafted by congress to determine which monkeys are Ok and which are deemed non-Ok.
Fifth, we need an executive order to limit monkeys to only one per bank, with extra monkeys to stay at the outer door until the monkey ratio has gone back down to zero, then allow entry.
We can regulate this....if we just use our awesome powers.
In other words....
No monkey business at the bank!