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What Did You Get For Christmas?
Some Stuff | 12/26/14 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 12/26/2014 12:01:48 PM PST by blueunicorn6

What did you get for Christmas? I asked Santa for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. I've got a perfect place for it in the garage. I can't ride it. I'm a menace to society when I'm on a motorcycle. Not because I carry a switchblade. I just crash all the time. I was looking at a motorcycle once, and it fell on me. Engine wasn't even running. Just fell on me. I really rode in my younger days. I rode into cars. I rode into trees. Once, I even rode into a hill. You'd think that you could see a hill from a long distance away and miss it, but, nope, I came around a corner and there was a hill and I smacked into it. And they don't give, much. Well, I asked for a Harley Davidson, and you know what I got? Holland. Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with Holland? Windmills and dykes and wooden shoes and the Hollandaise people. Have you ever tried to ride a windmill down Highway 101? Nothing but trouble there. I'll probably just re gift it and give it to my cousin David. Anybody else get a good present?


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Conspiracy; Science
KEYWORDS: glockenspeil; santa
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To: GeronL

Maybe I should be alone for Christmas more often! hahahah!


61 posted on 12/26/2014 1:08:06 PM PST by caww
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
Toaster, a 3D puzzle, DD board game, shoes, slippers, heater for living room, tapestry for wall, bird feeder, book (Undefeated),$40 gift cert to local Italian market
62 posted on 12/26/2014 1:10:29 PM PST by mware
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To: blueunicorn6; easternsky

https://www.facebook.com/saintsmotorcycleministry

The LORD led me to this terrific ministry after i was widowed in 2011, and lost my home in 2012. Since then, I have been appointed music director.

That’s me on the bass.


63 posted on 12/26/2014 1:10:31 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: blueunicorn6

Well, I asked for four things and got only one (the most likely). The other three were ranked “maybe”, “only if I hit the lottery” and “you’re joking, you really expect this”.


64 posted on 12/26/2014 1:14:40 PM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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To: caww; madison10
Wonder how long it took for the “revenuers” to figure out if they follow the horse tracks, they would find the still up in the piney woods?
65 posted on 12/26/2014 1:14:43 PM PST by The Cajun (Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert....Nuff said.)
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To: blueunicorn6

A almost new Curta ..... always told the girl friday I wanted one my whole life after seeing on in 4th grade. She surprised me big time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curta


66 posted on 12/26/2014 1:14:44 PM PST by Squantos ( Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet ...)
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To: Squantos

interesting


67 posted on 12/26/2014 1:17:14 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: The Cajun
Wonder how long it took for the “revenuers” to figure out if they follow the horse tracks, they would find the still up in the piney woods?...."Not long"....


68 posted on 12/26/2014 1:17:51 PM PST by caww
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69 posted on 12/26/2014 1:20:12 PM PST by caww
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To: caww

Sweet! :-)


70 posted on 12/26/2014 1:20:47 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: left that other site

;)


71 posted on 12/26/2014 1:21:31 PM PST by caww
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To: caww

BTW...I LOVE what you did on the “Pray For Our American Heroes Thread” yesterday!

Merry Christmas!

((((HUGS))))


72 posted on 12/26/2014 1:23:24 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: caww
Imagine the stuff in the jugs with the corks was the good, 2 day aged, “Black Label” and the stuff in the Mason jars was the right out of the copper tube “Green Label” :)
73 posted on 12/26/2014 1:24:33 PM PST by The Cajun (Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert....Nuff said.)
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To: blueunicorn6
Now, what the heck am I supposed to do with ...dykes

Convert them by showing them what they're missing........

74 posted on 12/26/2014 1:25:47 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (I'm a man of no-color and proud of it.)
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To: ansel12

my computer doesn’t want to upgrade to 8.1

it says I need to install all the updates first and I did

so I “check for updates” and I got an error saying I could not check for updates.

weird.


75 posted on 12/26/2014 1:26:46 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: left that other site
Thanks..it was fun posting those photos...I do so love our Military!

NATO Servicemen in Kabul


76 posted on 12/26/2014 1:28:09 PM PST by caww
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To: caww

I do the thread every Thursday, and have been doing it for five years, every week.

Yesterday’s was the BEST evahhhhh!!!!!!!


77 posted on 12/26/2014 1:29:32 PM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: GeronL

I would start googling for answers and discussions.


78 posted on 12/26/2014 1:30:26 PM PST by ansel12
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To: caww
Here's our guys!


79 posted on 12/26/2014 1:30:37 PM PST by caww
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To: left that other site
Don't you just love the determination of our troops!


80 posted on 12/26/2014 1:33:40 PM PST by caww
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