Posted on 12/25/2014 7:22:01 PM PST by Clemenza
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. - A shoplifting suspect, apparently out of options after being confronted by employees, smeared poop in their faces, police said.
Marisol Toribio, 32, was arrested Tuesday by Coral Springs police.
According to court documents, Toribio was caught stealing from Macy's, so she pulled some poop out of her pants and smeared it on the faces of the loss prevention employees who confronted her.
Toribio appeared in bond court Wednesday morning. She faces theft charges, plus a charge of tampering with or fabricating physical evidence.
No mention if it was fresh or kept in reserves.
This story gives that time-honored FR pic a whole new meaning!
Coral Springs is one of the nicer areas of Broward county......shows how scummy its getting. BTW this is close to Big Bear Brewing...just down the street a ways.
WTH-—was she wearing diapers or was an instant obama drawn up upon command? Return to sender— I mean send her back south.
Butt jeez I thought her **** didn’t stink.
Yep...right up the street on University Av.
Share the chafing. So she walks around like that, as a way of being prepared?
The human mind that can conceive of such a reaction,, IS SICK..
Like a primitive primate..
I think I went to grade school with that girl!
If she had done that to me I would have kicked her in the face! Someone obviously hasn’t been potty trained.
So was it already in her pants when she entered the store? Or did she produce during the confrontation? The excerpt was a little vague..
What are things coming to when an accused shoplifter can’t give the security folks a piece of her mind?
I’ve heard the term “sh!t-faced” before, but this is the first time I’ve read of a situation in which it was literally true!
lol - glad I opened this thread, needed a good laugh.
but man, talk about nasty. Chimps have better manners.
I’m afraid I’d have reacted poorly to that. Whoops, she just tripped and fell.....off the roof.
The weirdest part of this story is that she actually was walking around with poop in her pants.
Having done an internship at a natural science center with a zoo, I can attest that chimps throw solid turds at you. Still really nasty, but not nearly as disgusting as smearing it on someone's face.
Feces Navidad!
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